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Randomness in a jar
1 reviewWell basically it is my friends birthday coming up, and like me she loves MCR, so I wrote her a weird musical thing, don't worry it is meant to be cheesy and strange and there will be a couple insi...
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(Scene 1)
Lauren is standing in a room getting ready for her wedding day, where she is marrying Chad, an evil genius. She is not happy about this as she misses her true love, Mikey.
Laurens song:
(Slow piano music)
What am I doing?
What should I do?
Am I doing this for the wrong reasons?
To save the one I love (strokes picture of Mikey)
Should I go
Should I lead a life of misery
Or should I risk everything
To be with the one I want
WHAT SHOULD I---- (Bryony bursts in, ruining the moment)
Bryony: HI LAUREN!
Lauren: (pissed off) hi Bryony
Bryony: Sooooooooo how’s it going?
Lauren: Bloody fantastic….
Bryony: Aww Lolo you seem sad
Lauren: (dramatic sigh) I guess
Bryony: Is it me?
Lauren: no
Bryony: is it Daisy?
Lauren: (getting irritated) no
Is it Frances:
Lauren: NO!
Bryony: Is it Joy?
Lauren: OH WILL YOU PLEASE GET THERE FASTER!
Bryony: It’s Chad isn’t it?
Lauren: (back to sad moping character) I suppose
Bryony: Then don’t marry him!
Lauren: It’s not that simple
Bryony: Why ever not, I leave guys at the alter all the time, I’ve done it to Frank 5 times now, he is used to it and we are stronger than ever! (cheesy smile)
Lauren: Can we focus on me here
Bryony: sure sure, hit it.
Lauren: I don’t love Chad
Bryony: (shock at revelation) YOU DON’T!
Lauren: No, I still love Mikey
Bryony: Then why are you marrying Chad
Lauren (matter-of -factly) Because Chad is keeping Mikey locked in a dungeon and will kill him if I don’t marry him.
Bryony: (blinks) well you know.
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
Bryony:
You can save your prince charming
And fix this awful mess
If you just go save Mikey
And get the hell outta your wedding dress
I know you can do it Lauren
Because I believe in you
Just go out there and be strong
And rescue your Mikey boo!
Lauren: Mikey boo? Why do you always have to rhyme your stupid songs?
Bryony: (ignoring this)
YOU CAN DO IT LAUREN
YOU CAN DO IT LAUREN
Lauren: I’m going to need some serious therapy (Slams door)
Yeah it is a bit strange....... I hope you like it and remember to review because I really want my friend to get a good birthday present, oh and if you could give any suggestions that would be super thanks xxx
Lauren is standing in a room getting ready for her wedding day, where she is marrying Chad, an evil genius. She is not happy about this as she misses her true love, Mikey.
Laurens song:
(Slow piano music)
What am I doing?
What should I do?
Am I doing this for the wrong reasons?
To save the one I love (strokes picture of Mikey)
Should I go
Should I lead a life of misery
Or should I risk everything
To be with the one I want
WHAT SHOULD I---- (Bryony bursts in, ruining the moment)
Bryony: HI LAUREN!
Lauren: (pissed off) hi Bryony
Bryony: Sooooooooo how’s it going?
Lauren: Bloody fantastic….
Bryony: Aww Lolo you seem sad
Lauren: (dramatic sigh) I guess
Bryony: Is it me?
Lauren: no
Bryony: is it Daisy?
Lauren: (getting irritated) no
Is it Frances:
Lauren: NO!
Bryony: Is it Joy?
Lauren: OH WILL YOU PLEASE GET THERE FASTER!
Bryony: It’s Chad isn’t it?
Lauren: (back to sad moping character) I suppose
Bryony: Then don’t marry him!
Lauren: It’s not that simple
Bryony: Why ever not, I leave guys at the alter all the time, I’ve done it to Frank 5 times now, he is used to it and we are stronger than ever! (cheesy smile)
Lauren: Can we focus on me here
Bryony: sure sure, hit it.
Lauren: I don’t love Chad
Bryony: (shock at revelation) YOU DON’T!
Lauren: No, I still love Mikey
Bryony: Then why are you marrying Chad
Lauren (matter-of -factly) Because Chad is keeping Mikey locked in a dungeon and will kill him if I don’t marry him.
Bryony: (blinks) well you know.
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
Bryony:
You can save your prince charming
And fix this awful mess
If you just go save Mikey
And get the hell outta your wedding dress
I know you can do it Lauren
Because I believe in you
Just go out there and be strong
And rescue your Mikey boo!
Lauren: Mikey boo? Why do you always have to rhyme your stupid songs?
Bryony: (ignoring this)
YOU CAN DO IT LAUREN
YOU CAN DO IT LAUREN
Lauren: I’m going to need some serious therapy (Slams door)
Yeah it is a bit strange....... I hope you like it and remember to review because I really want my friend to get a good birthday present, oh and if you could give any suggestions that would be super thanks xxx
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