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'Hey, Lauren, wanna go in a shoe shop?' Daisy asked unenthusiastically.
'You know I want to!' Lauren replied eagerly.
'Can I come?'
'Of course you can't Flic.'
'Aww...'
Flic stood in the middle of the shopping center gazing wistfully after her two friends disappearing backs.
'I feel so alone.'
'You've still got me Flic.'
Flic glared at Izzy and sighed over-dramatically.
'I'M SO ALONE!'

Meanwhile, inside the shoe shop, Lauren was staring lovingly at a pair of shoelaces with Mikey Way's likeness on them.
'Hey Daisy! Look at these.'
'No.'
Lauren looked mildly upset for a moment, then returned to her Mikey-shoelace vigil.
'OH MY GOD! LAUREN!'
'What?'
'LAUREN!'
'What?'
'LAUREN!'
'WHAT?!'
'I'm in love!'
Daisy pointed in the direction of her new love.
'Gosh, he's fit. I like his fringe...'
'NOT THE EMO LAUREN! Those shoes.'
'Meh, they're alright.'
'They're more than alright. How much are they?'
'£100.'
'WHY OH WHY!'
'Because they're Dr Martens.'
'WHY!!!'
'Look for them on Ebay.'

That night, Daisy sat staring at the computer screen.
'22 hours and 11 minutes. WHY!!!!'