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Wonder what happens when Dave returns home? How about having fun with friends?
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DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN .HACK. I DO NOT OWN BANDAI. OTHER VERY RICH AND VERY POWERFUL PEOPLE DO.
Author: Taker
E-Mail: RealGateGuardian@gmail.com
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sex, Profanity, Humor.
.HACK//Closer_Than_Friends (CTF)
Chapter 4: Fun With Friends?
October 11, 2007
"Hey wake up buddy." Daves' voice was heard waking Kite
He slowly begins waking up; Dave is smiling above him, waking the two up. Kite groaned as he thought Dave was going to be mad.
"Hey man, don't worry. I know you two were in a fierce battle. Get your ass up anyways, come out and meet my company." Dave gave Kite a playful push.
Kite half asleep, stared at Dave. He was happy and as perky as one can be. He was TOO happy for his liking.
"Who's here?" Kite shot straight up head butting Dave.
"Son of... Just come out here and look for yourself." Dave checked his head for blood.
Kite looked around for Akira; however she was not in the room. He figured she had gotten up when Dave returned home. Kite quickly got dressed, as well as stole one of Daves shirts as Dave wasn't paying attention, he was going to return his shirt anyways. When Kite left the room, he saw an woman in an wheel chair with long blue hair and glasses in an brown full length skirt, and an very elegant white sweater, next to her, he noticed Akira and another young woman with short brown hair with blue eyes, wearing blue jean pants, and an night long pink shirt, around her waist was an old leather jacket. Kite smiled at the women and Dave.
"Hello, I'm..." Kite was suddenly cut off as a loud thud on Daves' Window.
"HEY YOU BASTARDS! KNOCK IT OFF!" Dave grabs a glass of his and tosses down at the people below.
"Those damn kids LOVE to try and break my windows. This is what happens when you play the bad guy on TV." Dave returned to his couch near the women.
"Like I was trying to say, I'm..." Kite is suddenly cut off again.
"Please Kite, don't say your name. I can't pronounce it, plus saying Kite is MUCH easier." Dave looked a little angry at Kite, who simply nodded his head.
"Yeah... I'm Kite, and you two ladies are?" Kite glared at Dave who innocently whistled, until all of them stared at him.
"Okay, okay, damnit. This young lady is Miroko Misono aka Subaru." Dave wraps an arm around Mirokos' waist in a friendly manner.
"Next to me in my other arm, is An Shouji aka Tsukasa. I met Subaru on my first tour in Japan, became friends, kept in contact. I recently found out they're dykes, but they're really nice for a lesbian couple that's twenty and..." Dave received two slaps at the same time from the ladies surrounding him.
"Do you have to be so rude and just throw our business out there?" Miroko looked at Dave unamused.
"Sorry, I'm a chatter box." He looked at An, who also is glaring at him.
"Yeah, I wanted to see if you knew them. We already met on The World and in person." Akira grabbed Kites' hand for him to sit with her.
"Well aren't I the caveman time left behind." Dave grudgingly sat back.
"So what brings you two around here?" Kite asks out right to An.
"Well Dave got off work early and he happened to run into us... literally." An looks at Dave who was still acting childish.
"You mean he ran into ME, AND THEN he fell into you." Miroko stared at Daves' general direction.
"Yeah yeah yeah, I know watch where I'm going. But question for you two." He points over at Kite and Akira.
"How'd it feel?" Dave shrugs his eyebrows at them, however they act dumb.
"I forget, are you always this bad. BETTER YET, are you dumb?" Akira looked straight into Daves' eyes from where she sat.
"I'm flat out retarded. I'll ask the questions no one else has the balls to ask." Dave smiles staring back into her eyes.
"To answer your question, mind your own business and what balls? I thought they were gone?" Kite smiled and joked with Dave.
Dave mockingly laughed at Kites' joke. However their female company thought it was rather humorous. Dave glared at Kite as if he wanted to hurt him, but they all knew Dave wouldn't hurt him.
"I'm getting booze." Dave suddenly jumped up and stepped over Miroko, but for some reason gyrated his hips in front of her face as he passed by.
"How old are you?" Miroko asked him mournfully.
"Old enough to know I'm an big baby." Dave tried holding back his laughter.
"When's your birthday genius?" Akira asked him nicely.
"September Tenth" Dave grabbed an big bottle of spiced rum.
"No, of what year?" An grabbed an few glasses.
"Every year!" Dave happily exclaimed opening the rum.
"You're a child." An tried not to laugh at Daves' immaturity.
"If I'm an child… then you're an pedophile!" Dave tried an witty comeback which did not work.
"Seriously, I don't know the legal drinking age here, but ignorance of the law in my mind is perfectly okay." Dave filled all the shot glasses that An gave him.
"You DO know that won't hold up in court if I decide to take you right?" Kite grabbed a glass.
"Yeah yeah, I don't care. I've had an good day. YOU TWO have had an good day. These two young ladies have had an good day. Why not celebrate with an good drink." Dave held the shot glass up.
All in one motion, they collided glasses into an cheers. They took down the liquor and all had the SAME REACTION. Coughing, heaving, and almost passing out. Dave stomped his foot several times, and howled loudly.
"Okay, that's NOT an good drink." He apologized to everyone.
Dave then tosses the bottle over to his garbage can, missing it completely and shattering on the door. He looks around at everyone, but they took an look back at him unimpressed by his bad aim and bad choice of alcohol. He shrugs his shoulders and instead grabs an large bottle of fruit punch from the fridge.
"Don't worry, this one isn't spiked." Dave pours them better glasses of
something he knew they would drink.
"Trying to get us drunk eh?" Kite quickly downed his drink.
"Yes, that's right. Thanks to Subaru, I've decided to turn gay and go for an 'man' like you." Dave licks his lips provocatively, but stops to drink.
"What do you mean 'thanks to Subaru'? Did you two know each other or something?" Akira took an drink as Dave refilled his and Kites'.
"Yes, we've known each other for about... gees... almost eleven years now." He sat down next to Miroko.
"Explain please." An leaned over eager to hear how they met.
"I and Subaru meet eleven years ago in one of those chat rooms. We hit it nicely and continued to e-mail one another until Pluto's Kiss when all that shit hit the fan and made a mess out of things. Took some time to fix that up. Did not think it would turn out the way it did, no ma'am I didn't." Dave placed his hand on Mirokos' leg and rubbed her leg softly as An watched him without worry.
"Why do you call us by our avatar names now?" An smiled back and put her hand on her knee only dug her nails into his leg.
"That's an easy one to answer. I can not pronounce Kites' real name, every time I say Akira, I think of an big hairy Japanese man I wrestled for eight CONSECUTIVE months, also boarded with for some time instead of the lovely Heavy Blader across from me, YOUR name sounds like I'm about to place an noun after it, as for her well... Subaru is also the kind of car I like to drive." Dave smiled and placed his arm on Ans' leg, also digging his nails in her leg.
"What are you two doing?" Akira took notice of An and Daves' interactions.
"We're having fun. Tsukasa and Subaru know that I'm an Sadist, and that Voyeurism really excites me. Want to let go now? I'm about to get an hard on." Dave released Ans's leg, she quickly let go not wanting to excite Dave.
"You need therapy... many many long and hard years of therapy David." Kite stared across at Daves' eyes.
"Yeah I know, it's an sickness, I'm not proud of it... though I do love it." Dave smiled with his top teeth showing towards his friends.
"Good times, eh David?" Miroko tapped his leg.
"Yeah, not all of our times were so bad Subaru." Dave grabbed her leg. Miroko looked at his hands, but without speaking they knew what he was asking.
She nodded her head, and in one swift move Dave had Miroko in his arms, and out of her wheelchair. She smiled at him, her arms wrapped around his neck. An smile back, Kite and Akira looked at the three an moment, even after Dave sat down on his couch with Miroko and An, he was still smiling.
"Can you..." Akira began to trail of; suddenly thinking it would put Miroko on the spot.
"No, I'll explain. Dave and I are older than any of you three. We've always been thick as thieves, and at one point were lovers." She looked at him, he simply nodded back.
"Now don't get me wrong, we have some feelings for each other, but that ship has LONG since left..."
"Left? That ship has been kidnapped by pirates, pillaged, burned, and sank to the bottom of the ocean." Dave began laughing.
"So how was the sex?" Kite blatantly spoke out, returning Daves' manners>/I>.
"It was awesome." Dave acknowledges.
Both Miroko and An nudge Dave for his lack of modesty. He simply shrugged, drank more punch and ignored them. They sat around several more minutes looking at Dave and Miroko.
"Now I GOT TO KNOW, explain please?" An looked at Dave most curiously, but he smiled back.
"It was the best three seconds of our lives." Dave couldn't stop himself from laughing.
"Why? She couldn't find your one centimeter peter?" Kita couldn't stop himself.
"No, because I said 'Is it in yet?' then we both gave up." Miroko joined in the laughing.
"Seriously, it was nice. We just knew we'd have a strictly physical relationship. If she got knocked up, it would have made things weird. So we decided we'd only know each other via e-mail and The World. It was an SHOT in the dark that Subaru was Miroko Misono." Dave smiled hoping he answer their questions.
"When did your relationship occur?" Akira butted in next.
Dave groaned, he put his hand up to stop Miroko, whom chose not to speak. He looked back at them, he began undoing his pants.
"WHOA! CALM DOWN SEABISCUIT!" Kite nearly jumping away from them.
Dave dropped his pants down to reveal a knee brace on his left leg. He stood there several moments before finally putting his pants back on.
"Around the second time I came here. JUST before Pluto's kiss that left Subaru in a wheel chair, and me with this." He pointed to his legs.
"Can you explain?" Akira asked shocked at seeing her friend wearing his work gear at home.
"Me and Miroko just got done… interrogating one another. Me and her were driving in my car when an stop light went haywire, I slammed on the breaks but the person behind me just rear ended me as hard as possible, we flew forward and Miroko got hit by another car before my side was crushed into and Fire Hydrant. I didn't wake for several days, but when I did I found out that she was an paraplegic and that I would PROBABLY NEVER walk again let alone wrestle. Thanks to the shape I'm in, and how hard I attacked Physical Rehab, I'm not only pushing the limit but also pushing losing part of my left leg. Do I do it because I'm crazy? No, do I do it because of the money? A little, but no. I continue to wrestle because it makes me feel alive." Dave sat next to Miroko.
"Ouch man… Haven't you thought ahead?" Kite sat back trying to regain his composure.
"Yeah I have, I told you already I play the stocks. I have two patches further up on my shoulders with an pain medication that is so powerful, it's illegal without an prescription." Dave tapped his shoulder.
Miroko tapped his shoulder, he got up and switch seats with her. An looked over at Dave and grinned at him. He shook his head as if it didn't bother him… it did.
"What about you Kite? Did you protect yourself last night?" Dave broken the atmosphere with his no-holds barred questioning.
"WHAT?! Ummm yeah I did." Kite tried to act guilty.
"Liar… I could always tell." Dave stared at him.
"Kite… I'm sorry Dave… what's that excuse you use?" Akira placed her finger on her chin, trying to remember.
"Caught up in the moment" An chose to pipe in.
"Yeah, that's the excuse us… HEY!" Dave realized he was tricked!
"What? Jealous I made you admit to something you didn't want to?" An smile back at him playfully.
"Well… yeah of course. I'm going to my room, I'm too made now. I'm tired of Tsukasa always out foxing me." Dave stood up and quietly left the room.
Miroko and An talked to each other quietly. Kite and Akira both looked at them talk. They nodded, An stood up and helped Miroko back into her chair, since Dave either intentionally or accidently left her without an paddle.
"Hey could you two wait in here? We've been wanting to talk to Dave privately for some time now, and this seems right. He's not mad, he's just acting childish. Do you two mind?" Miroko reached over and grabbed Kites hand.
"No, we can wait." Akira reached over and grabbed her hand too.
The four smiled at one another as Miroko and An went down the hall. Akira grabbed Kite and pulled him back for an long kiss.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Authors Note: I stopped this chapter before it ran on. No sex this time, sorry. I wanted to add more story. Don't fret: MORE SEX CUMMING SOON! :-D
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DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN .HACK. I DO NOT OWN BANDAI. OTHER VERY RICH AND VERY POWERFUL PEOPLE DO.
Author: Taker
E-Mail: RealGateGuardian@gmail.com
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sex, Profanity, Humor.
.HACK//Closer_Than_Friends (CTF)
Chapter 4: Fun With Friends?
October 11, 2007
"Hey wake up buddy." Daves' voice was heard waking Kite
He slowly begins waking up; Dave is smiling above him, waking the two up. Kite groaned as he thought Dave was going to be mad.
"Hey man, don't worry. I know you two were in a fierce battle. Get your ass up anyways, come out and meet my company." Dave gave Kite a playful push.
Kite half asleep, stared at Dave. He was happy and as perky as one can be. He was TOO happy for his liking.
"Who's here?" Kite shot straight up head butting Dave.
"Son of... Just come out here and look for yourself." Dave checked his head for blood.
Kite looked around for Akira; however she was not in the room. He figured she had gotten up when Dave returned home. Kite quickly got dressed, as well as stole one of Daves shirts as Dave wasn't paying attention, he was going to return his shirt anyways. When Kite left the room, he saw an woman in an wheel chair with long blue hair and glasses in an brown full length skirt, and an very elegant white sweater, next to her, he noticed Akira and another young woman with short brown hair with blue eyes, wearing blue jean pants, and an night long pink shirt, around her waist was an old leather jacket. Kite smiled at the women and Dave.
"Hello, I'm..." Kite was suddenly cut off as a loud thud on Daves' Window.
"HEY YOU BASTARDS! KNOCK IT OFF!" Dave grabs a glass of his and tosses down at the people below.
"Those damn kids LOVE to try and break my windows. This is what happens when you play the bad guy on TV." Dave returned to his couch near the women.
"Like I was trying to say, I'm..." Kite is suddenly cut off again.
"Please Kite, don't say your name. I can't pronounce it, plus saying Kite is MUCH easier." Dave looked a little angry at Kite, who simply nodded his head.
"Yeah... I'm Kite, and you two ladies are?" Kite glared at Dave who innocently whistled, until all of them stared at him.
"Okay, okay, damnit. This young lady is Miroko Misono aka Subaru." Dave wraps an arm around Mirokos' waist in a friendly manner.
"Next to me in my other arm, is An Shouji aka Tsukasa. I met Subaru on my first tour in Japan, became friends, kept in contact. I recently found out they're dykes, but they're really nice for a lesbian couple that's twenty and..." Dave received two slaps at the same time from the ladies surrounding him.
"Do you have to be so rude and just throw our business out there?" Miroko looked at Dave unamused.
"Sorry, I'm a chatter box." He looked at An, who also is glaring at him.
"Yeah, I wanted to see if you knew them. We already met on The World and in person." Akira grabbed Kites' hand for him to sit with her.
"Well aren't I the caveman time left behind." Dave grudgingly sat back.
"So what brings you two around here?" Kite asks out right to An.
"Well Dave got off work early and he happened to run into us... literally." An looks at Dave who was still acting childish.
"You mean he ran into ME, AND THEN he fell into you." Miroko stared at Daves' general direction.
"Yeah yeah yeah, I know watch where I'm going. But question for you two." He points over at Kite and Akira.
"How'd it feel?" Dave shrugs his eyebrows at them, however they act dumb.
"I forget, are you always this bad. BETTER YET, are you dumb?" Akira looked straight into Daves' eyes from where she sat.
"I'm flat out retarded. I'll ask the questions no one else has the balls to ask." Dave smiles staring back into her eyes.
"To answer your question, mind your own business and what balls? I thought they were gone?" Kite smiled and joked with Dave.
Dave mockingly laughed at Kites' joke. However their female company thought it was rather humorous. Dave glared at Kite as if he wanted to hurt him, but they all knew Dave wouldn't hurt him.
"I'm getting booze." Dave suddenly jumped up and stepped over Miroko, but for some reason gyrated his hips in front of her face as he passed by.
"How old are you?" Miroko asked him mournfully.
"Old enough to know I'm an big baby." Dave tried holding back his laughter.
"When's your birthday genius?" Akira asked him nicely.
"September Tenth" Dave grabbed an big bottle of spiced rum.
"No, of what year?" An grabbed an few glasses.
"Every year!" Dave happily exclaimed opening the rum.
"You're a child." An tried not to laugh at Daves' immaturity.
"If I'm an child… then you're an pedophile!" Dave tried an witty comeback which did not work.
"Seriously, I don't know the legal drinking age here, but ignorance of the law in my mind is perfectly okay." Dave filled all the shot glasses that An gave him.
"You DO know that won't hold up in court if I decide to take you right?" Kite grabbed a glass.
"Yeah yeah, I don't care. I've had an good day. YOU TWO have had an good day. These two young ladies have had an good day. Why not celebrate with an good drink." Dave held the shot glass up.
All in one motion, they collided glasses into an cheers. They took down the liquor and all had the SAME REACTION. Coughing, heaving, and almost passing out. Dave stomped his foot several times, and howled loudly.
"Okay, that's NOT an good drink." He apologized to everyone.
Dave then tosses the bottle over to his garbage can, missing it completely and shattering on the door. He looks around at everyone, but they took an look back at him unimpressed by his bad aim and bad choice of alcohol. He shrugs his shoulders and instead grabs an large bottle of fruit punch from the fridge.
"Don't worry, this one isn't spiked." Dave pours them better glasses of
something he knew they would drink.
"Trying to get us drunk eh?" Kite quickly downed his drink.
"Yes, that's right. Thanks to Subaru, I've decided to turn gay and go for an 'man' like you." Dave licks his lips provocatively, but stops to drink.
"What do you mean 'thanks to Subaru'? Did you two know each other or something?" Akira took an drink as Dave refilled his and Kites'.
"Yes, we've known each other for about... gees... almost eleven years now." He sat down next to Miroko.
"Explain please." An leaned over eager to hear how they met.
"I and Subaru meet eleven years ago in one of those chat rooms. We hit it nicely and continued to e-mail one another until Pluto's Kiss when all that shit hit the fan and made a mess out of things. Took some time to fix that up. Did not think it would turn out the way it did, no ma'am I didn't." Dave placed his hand on Mirokos' leg and rubbed her leg softly as An watched him without worry.
"Why do you call us by our avatar names now?" An smiled back and put her hand on her knee only dug her nails into his leg.
"That's an easy one to answer. I can not pronounce Kites' real name, every time I say Akira, I think of an big hairy Japanese man I wrestled for eight CONSECUTIVE months, also boarded with for some time instead of the lovely Heavy Blader across from me, YOUR name sounds like I'm about to place an noun after it, as for her well... Subaru is also the kind of car I like to drive." Dave smiled and placed his arm on Ans' leg, also digging his nails in her leg.
"What are you two doing?" Akira took notice of An and Daves' interactions.
"We're having fun. Tsukasa and Subaru know that I'm an Sadist, and that Voyeurism really excites me. Want to let go now? I'm about to get an hard on." Dave released Ans's leg, she quickly let go not wanting to excite Dave.
"You need therapy... many many long and hard years of therapy David." Kite stared across at Daves' eyes.
"Yeah I know, it's an sickness, I'm not proud of it... though I do love it." Dave smiled with his top teeth showing towards his friends.
"Good times, eh David?" Miroko tapped his leg.
"Yeah, not all of our times were so bad Subaru." Dave grabbed her leg. Miroko looked at his hands, but without speaking they knew what he was asking.
She nodded her head, and in one swift move Dave had Miroko in his arms, and out of her wheelchair. She smiled at him, her arms wrapped around his neck. An smile back, Kite and Akira looked at the three an moment, even after Dave sat down on his couch with Miroko and An, he was still smiling.
"Can you..." Akira began to trail of; suddenly thinking it would put Miroko on the spot.
"No, I'll explain. Dave and I are older than any of you three. We've always been thick as thieves, and at one point were lovers." She looked at him, he simply nodded back.
"Now don't get me wrong, we have some feelings for each other, but that ship has LONG since left..."
"Left? That ship has been kidnapped by pirates, pillaged, burned, and sank to the bottom of the ocean." Dave began laughing.
"So how was the sex?" Kite blatantly spoke out, returning Daves' manners>/I>.
"It was awesome." Dave acknowledges.
Both Miroko and An nudge Dave for his lack of modesty. He simply shrugged, drank more punch and ignored them. They sat around several more minutes looking at Dave and Miroko.
"Now I GOT TO KNOW, explain please?" An looked at Dave most curiously, but he smiled back.
"It was the best three seconds of our lives." Dave couldn't stop himself from laughing.
"Why? She couldn't find your one centimeter peter?" Kita couldn't stop himself.
"No, because I said 'Is it in yet?' then we both gave up." Miroko joined in the laughing.
"Seriously, it was nice. We just knew we'd have a strictly physical relationship. If she got knocked up, it would have made things weird. So we decided we'd only know each other via e-mail and The World. It was an SHOT in the dark that Subaru was Miroko Misono." Dave smiled hoping he answer their questions.
"When did your relationship occur?" Akira butted in next.
Dave groaned, he put his hand up to stop Miroko, whom chose not to speak. He looked back at them, he began undoing his pants.
"WHOA! CALM DOWN SEABISCUIT!" Kite nearly jumping away from them.
Dave dropped his pants down to reveal a knee brace on his left leg. He stood there several moments before finally putting his pants back on.
"Around the second time I came here. JUST before Pluto's kiss that left Subaru in a wheel chair, and me with this." He pointed to his legs.
"Can you explain?" Akira asked shocked at seeing her friend wearing his work gear at home.
"Me and Miroko just got done… interrogating one another. Me and her were driving in my car when an stop light went haywire, I slammed on the breaks but the person behind me just rear ended me as hard as possible, we flew forward and Miroko got hit by another car before my side was crushed into and Fire Hydrant. I didn't wake for several days, but when I did I found out that she was an paraplegic and that I would PROBABLY NEVER walk again let alone wrestle. Thanks to the shape I'm in, and how hard I attacked Physical Rehab, I'm not only pushing the limit but also pushing losing part of my left leg. Do I do it because I'm crazy? No, do I do it because of the money? A little, but no. I continue to wrestle because it makes me feel alive." Dave sat next to Miroko.
"Ouch man… Haven't you thought ahead?" Kite sat back trying to regain his composure.
"Yeah I have, I told you already I play the stocks. I have two patches further up on my shoulders with an pain medication that is so powerful, it's illegal without an prescription." Dave tapped his shoulder.
Miroko tapped his shoulder, he got up and switch seats with her. An looked over at Dave and grinned at him. He shook his head as if it didn't bother him… it did.
"What about you Kite? Did you protect yourself last night?" Dave broken the atmosphere with his no-holds barred questioning.
"WHAT?! Ummm yeah I did." Kite tried to act guilty.
"Liar… I could always tell." Dave stared at him.
"Kite… I'm sorry Dave… what's that excuse you use?" Akira placed her finger on her chin, trying to remember.
"Caught up in the moment" An chose to pipe in.
"Yeah, that's the excuse us… HEY!" Dave realized he was tricked!
"What? Jealous I made you admit to something you didn't want to?" An smile back at him playfully.
"Well… yeah of course. I'm going to my room, I'm too made now. I'm tired of Tsukasa always out foxing me." Dave stood up and quietly left the room.
Miroko and An talked to each other quietly. Kite and Akira both looked at them talk. They nodded, An stood up and helped Miroko back into her chair, since Dave either intentionally or accidently left her without an paddle.
"Hey could you two wait in here? We've been wanting to talk to Dave privately for some time now, and this seems right. He's not mad, he's just acting childish. Do you two mind?" Miroko reached over and grabbed Kites hand.
"No, we can wait." Akira reached over and grabbed her hand too.
The four smiled at one another as Miroko and An went down the hall. Akira grabbed Kite and pulled him back for an long kiss.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Authors Note: I stopped this chapter before it ran on. No sex this time, sorry. I wanted to add more story. Don't fret: MORE SEX CUMMING SOON! :-D
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