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They say any time a Jedi ignites a laser sword in your area, you can say goodbye to your walls and ceilings. But did those two have to set the volcano off?

We lost a whole rig thanks to them. Countless droids burnt up, and a lot of profits lost, and money spent in repairs. Though the first Jedi only left a few frayed wires and annoying dead bodies. But then a second had to come along. One of them's bad enough, but when there's /two/...it's a wonder anything was left standing.

I won't miss that Order. No sir.