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Post, post, post, post
POSTWHORES!
Post, post, post, post
POSTWHORES

We have nothing better to do
Than sit at a computer all day long
Look at online message boards,
And postwhore all day long.
10, 50, 600, 9000, posts,
We just post, post, and post.

We know you want to postwhore.
We know you are a postwhore
Inside every living soul is a postwhore.
–Trying to move itself towards the computer
We’re rebelling against the on-topic posters

So…
Post, post, post, post
POSTWHORES! (Postwhores)
Post, post, post, post
POSTWHORES (Postwhores)

Posty, posty, posty postwhores
We post here and post there,
We post up and down the forum
We post in the off-topic section,
We post in the on-topic sections
Watch our posts ascend above yours

Our lives are dedicated to the art of posting quickly,
Off-topic,
Randomly
We all post to see our post count rise
The art of a perfect typing speed
The art of posting as quick as possible
We’re rebelling against everyone

As…
Posting, posting, posting, posting
POSTWHORES!! POSTWHORES!!
Posting, posting, posting, posting
POSTWHORES!!! POSTWHORES!!!

We all have a life.
I know we sit at our computers all day long,
And post, post, post, postwhore,
We all have a life,
A life of posting on online message boards
Watch our post count rise above yours
We are the postwhores of all postwhores

We’re all…
Posty, posty, posty postwhores
POSTWHORES!!! POSTWHORES!!!
Posting, posting, posting, posting
POSTWHORES!!! POSTWHORES!!!

We just…
Post, post, post, post
‘Cos we’re POSTWHORES!!! POSTWHORES!!!
We have nothing better to do than…
POSTWHORE!!! POSTWHORE!!!