Categories > Anime/Manga > Beyblade > The Inner Thoughts of Kai Hiwatari

Cool Hats: Season One

by QueenTangerine

It's the random and (often) perverted thoughts of everyone's favorite blue haired bishie! Yaoi pairings: Kai/Tyson, Kai/Tala, Kai/Ray! Rated high just in case.

Category: Beyblade - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Humor,Parody,Romance - Characters: Kai - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2008-05-23 - Updated: 2008-05-23 - 345 words
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The Inner Thoughts of Kai Hiwatari

Wee. Okay, so I know that I have a bunch of stories to update, but I wanted to do this for a while, be happy. I'll be making a Harry Potter addition to it as well. I just wanted to write this down. It's got OOCness galore, so be happy.

Now, disclaimer time!


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Disclaimer: Must you always do this to me? I don't own Beyblade, I don't own Kai, I don't own his hair, I don't own anything! Okay? Okay!

These will be short and sweet, and updated quickly. Only 27 chappies of it though.


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When he first lost to Tyson.

Reaction: Hn. -Shocked look- (Hey, what do you want from him, it's Kai.)

Thought: What the hell?! I lost to a f**king fat cow! I'm not even sure he is a person?! How in the hell did I lose? Stupid gloating bastard... although, he is kinda cute... still! That fat cow beat me! Me? The sexiest character on this show? I have WAY more fangirls then that bastard will ever have! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! And why does Tyson get a cool hat? Why couldn't I get a cool hat? I want a cool hat, all I get is this stupid scarf! And Hn? That's not even a word!


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When he found out he had to be on the Bladebreakers team.

Reaction: There's no way in hell. Absolutely not.

Thought: WHAT THE FUCK?! Why do I have to be such an asshole all the time?! Ooh, look at Ray's ass, it's great... wait... a mintue, can't get distracted here. I want to be on the team though, why the fuck do I have to be so dramatic about it, do these pants make my ass look big?


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Okay that's it. The first seven chappies will be dedicated to events that happened in the first season, second seven will be about the second season and so on. Alright? Now go review! Kai sure does have a tiny attention span though, hm? And he's a whore. Hehe.
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