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Kai gives his opinion on the White Tiger team... but does anyone care? NO!

Category: Beyblade - Rating: R - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Kai - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2008-05-23 - Updated: 2008-05-23 - 352 words
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The Inner Thoughts of Kai Hiwatari: Chapter Two

Queen: Skip the talk, on with the fic.


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Disclaimer: Still don't own it. Although, I am planning on selling my soul for it!


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When he first met the White Tigers.

Reaction: -Does nothing-

Thoughts: Who the fuck cares who the bloody Asian champs are anyway, they'll never be as good as me, whoa holy shit. One has green hair! I want green hair! Then I can secretly become Dren from Mew Mew Power! All I need now is the pointy ears and and the weird belly and I'm all set, bitches! Who the hell does that pink haired skank think she is flirting with MY Ray. I'll knock that bitch out in later episodes. How the hell does Ray get his hair in that white thingy anyhow? I want it! Great, Tyson's talking. When will he ever shut up? God, I look better then all these scumsuckers put together. -Looks in Mirror- Oh yeah... Real sexy! I might just strike a pose! TYSON SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR HUNGER YOU STUPID RUG MUNCHER! GO EAT SOME RAT POSION IF YOU ARE SO BLOODY HUNGRY!


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When Ray lost his bit-beast.

Reaction: You have failed. Epicly.

Thought: What a dumbass. He lost to a midget! That's almost as bad as losing to Ian, how is the little purple haired fucker anyhow? Oh yeah, I'm not supposed to have any memories of the Abbey. Well, guess what? THE WRITERS DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT MY THOUGHTS! Cuz, I remember everything! Still, he lost to a midget! Haha. -Would laugh hysterically but has to be 'badass'- Great, Tyson's whining about food again. WHY CAN'T I KILL HIM?! And when are me and Max going to get a scene together! I wanna cut off his hair. It's so bright and blonde and annoying, but no, I have to be 'cold, silent asshole,' damnit! Life sucks. These pants really do make my ass look big! I'll have to toss them out now.


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What an attention whore. Anyway, go review! I always knew he was a MMP fan!
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