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The Inner Thoughts of Kai Hiwatari: Chappie 4

Disclaimer: Still don't own a damn thing!


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First Verbal face-off with Tala.

Reaction: -Usual Cool Pose- -Throws out some insults-


Thoughts: How in the hell can he get his hair to do that devil horn thing? And why does he have to be prettier then me? Urg! HIS HAIR IS BETTER THEN MINE! He looks like a ghost though so... yay for me! -Dances- STOP STARING AT ME! YES I DANCE YOU RED HEADED GAY PERSON! HOSHIT! He's gonna launch his cone of plastic at me! Don't stratch my face you son of a bitch! Ack! Can't breathe!

Tell my fangirls, I love them.


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First time Tyson insults him.

Reaction: -Insert smartass comment here-

Thoughts: Oh yeah, well you suck so there! You have man boobs Tyson, yeah that's right MAN BOOBS! And your hair sucks. -Steals hat- Muahaha! The sexy hat shall be mine forever! Ack! It smells like sweat! Tyson, you're a dirty pig! Dirty pig, don't you dare hit on MY Ray! We've been going out for weeks now, bitch! -Goes demonic on Tyson- I wanna kill him, I wanna kill him... mmm. Bacon, I want some bacon... wtf? Why am i thinking of the awesomeness of bacon right now? Tyson just insulted me! -Bitchslaps-

Take that, man whore!

(A/N: All of the actions are things he wish he could do.)


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