Categories > Comics > Batman > Lady in red

chapter two

by Gravion 0 reviews

Carmen stole the summary. We'll probably never get it back.

Category: Batman - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Batman,Catwoman - Published: 2008-05-29 - Updated: 2008-05-29 - 205 words - Complete

Disclaimer: If you don’t eat yogurt while on antibiotics, you’ll get indigestion.

Selina Kyle turned around to see a familiar tall, looming, pointy eared shadow standing in her living room.
“Selina” Batman rumbled “We need to talk”.
“Oh, hi Bruce, nice to see you too” She quipped. “All this time, and you still haven’t learned to say hello?”
Batman choked down a growl of frustration as he held out a file “I need your opinion on one of your peers.”
Selina raised a elegant eyebrow as she examined the file’s contents. “Oh you’re kidding me. Bruce, I’m good, but I’m nowhere near to being in HER class. Nobody’s that good”.

Batman just barely managed to keep from rubbing his temples. The frustration was starting to get to him. “Can you at least tell me what she’s likely to do next?”

“Well” Selina purred, “ If I had to hazard a guess, I’d say

Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry Uncle,
From the Red Sea to Greenland they'll be singing the blues,
Well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle”

“Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?” Batman groaned.
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