- by LilyGarden 6 reviews
Mushi wants Kuki to teach her about love but ends up teaching Kuki something too. Mushi/Kuki
Category: Codename: Kids Next Door - Rating: PG - Genres: Romance - Characters: Kuki, Mushi - Published: 2005-09-02 - Updated: 2005-09-03 - 1226 words - Complete
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Birthday deceptions
by Dark_MageHarry and Petunia have a little fun with each other. But is everything really as it seems?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Romance - Characters: Harry, Petunia Dursley - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2006-05-01 - 2663 words - Complete
- by PikaBot 4 reviews
Toph can't sleep due to some...very active neighbours.
Category: Avatar: The Last Airbender - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Other - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-09-26 - Updated: 2006-09-27 - 504 words - Complete
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Alice's Wonderland
by vash_the_unholyOneshot Neville gets a new daddy [Sexual content. Not a childrens story.]
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Humor, Romance - Characters: Harry, Neville - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2006-10-17 - Updated: 2006-10-18 - 2840 words - Complete
- by SilverWolf7007 20 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Blaise Zabini, Crabbe, Dean Thomas, Draco, Goyle, Harry, Hermione, Neville, Pansy, Parvati, Ron, Seamus Finnigan, Snape, Theodore Nott - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Published: 2006-11-02 - 532 words - Complete
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Inremeabilis
by vash_the_unholyFurther into the mind of Harry Potter, HeWhoSlayed. How will the web be spun?[AU, Dark, Heavy Sexual References, not a Children Story! Sequel to Oedipus Flower]
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [?] [R] [V] [X] - Published: 2007-01-20 - 2784 words
Live! For God's Sake, Live!
by HarryGinnyTonksThe Weasleys drag Harry to a club after the war. But mocking Harry causes everything to unravel
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] [?] - Published: 2008-05-04 - Updated: 2008-05-05 - 9035 words - Complete
- by ThisbeHecate 7 reviews
Harry explains to Snape why rain kept him from doing his homework. First in the Potions homework series.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Snape - Published: 2008-11-19 - 1441 words - Complete
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- by ThisbeHecate 5 reviews
What does Dumbledore, socks, and lemon drops have to do with Harry's lack of potions homework? Second in the Potions homework series.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Snape - Published: 2008-11-19 - 1323 words - Complete
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- by ThisbeHecate 3 reviews
Harry forgot his potions homework again... what now? Third in the Potions homework series.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Snape - Published: 2008-11-21 - 1426 words - Complete
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- by ThisbeHecate 1 review
Snape punishes his entire class, Gryffindors and Slytherins alike... or does he? Fifth in the potions homework series.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Snape - Published: 2008-11-23 - 1584 words - Complete
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- by ThisbeHecate 0 reviews
Surprise, Harry didn't do his homework, but... maybe he wont get in trouble? Sixth in the potions homework series.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Snape - Published: 2008-11-23 - 1235 words - Complete
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- by ThisbeHecate 4 reviews
If someone keeps disappearing, they shouldn't be punished for not doing their homework, right? Seventh in the potions homework series.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Snape - Published: 2008-11-23 - 1145 words - Complete
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- by ThisbeHecate 0 reviews
Harry has just killed Voldemort, he wasn't harmed in the battle in anyway, so why is he unconscious in the hospital wing? Eighth in the Potions Homework series.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Snape - Published: 2008-11-24 - 1540 words - Complete
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- by ThisbeHecate 0 reviews
Harry has just killed Voldemort, he wasn't harmed in the battle in anyway, so why is he unconscious in the hospital wing? Ninth in the Potions Homework series.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Snape - Published: 2008-11-24 - Updated: 2008-11-28 - 1064 words - Complete
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A Boy and His Cloak
by HoosYourDaddyLate one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? H/Hr smut.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2009-11-02 - Updated: 2009-11-03 - 10468 words - Complete
- by LuanMao 18 reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry - Published: 2011-04-14 - 3357 words - Complete
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Oedipus Flower
by vash_the_unholyDid Harry really get his Slytherin qualities from Tom Riddle, or were they always meant to be? [AU, Dark, Heavy Sexual References, not a Children Story!]
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Horror - Characters: Harry, Lily - Warnings: [R] [V] [X] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2006-05-29 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 15008 words - Complete
The Real Harry Potter
by The_Blood_RiderAfter fifth year, Harry decides that its time to stop hiding and show the world who Harry Potter really is. Harry/Many
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Humor - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [V] [X] [?] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2008-04-11 - Updated: 2008-05-06 - 26207 words
- by ThisbeHecate 0 reviews
Snape has snapped. He attempts to guess Harry's reason for his lack of homework... again. Fourth in the Potions homework series.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Snape - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2008-11-21 - 2509 words - Complete
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I'm Open For Suggestions
by LabRatHarry gets an unusual request from his aunt.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Harry,Petunia Dursley - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2010-10-13 - Updated: 2011-02-13 - 8117 words - Complete
- by bigdonadiet 6 reviews
Harry/Lily/Petunia (Yes, you read that right.) Harry has a confrontation with the Dark Lord, and his life is turned upside down.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance - Characters: Harry, Lily, Petunia Dursley - Warnings: [?] [X] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2005-12-28 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 15929 words
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Harry Potter: Rise of the Technomancers (Uncut Posting)
by agentPPosted for your convenience. the Uncut chapters of Harry Potter: Rise of the Technomancers - Find the original on Fanfictin.net under Rise of the Technomancers
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2008-08-23 - Updated: 2008-08-26 - 31064 words
While the Lily white shall in love delight
by vash_the_unholyAfter a mistake, Harry is sent flying through time. Now stuck in a different year, how will Harry continue? [AU Sixth Year, Dark, Will containt Sexual references, not a Children Story!]
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure - Characters: Harry, Lily - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2006-03-13 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 13815 words
Fury of the Hellspawn: The tale of an Incubus
by apocalypsoThings have changed. Harry Potter is no longer the docile boy that we know. Constraints are freed as a young demon indulges his bloodlust. This is extremely graphic and violent, so take caution! NO...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Erotica, Horror - Characters: Bellatrix, Harry, Rodolphus Lestrange, Voldemort - Warnings: [R] [V] [X] [Y] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2006-03-07 - Updated: 2007-10-01 - 55662 words
Lily of the Hollow
by pettybureaucratLily Potter knows she's too young for sex, but circumstances make it difficult for her to keep her promise to herself.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Romance - Characters: Ginny,Harry - Warnings: [!!] [X] [Y] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2008-06-29 - Updated: 2008-06-30 - 19691 words - Complete
Emerald Blaze
by kingblackThe night before Bill and Fleur's wedding, the twins decide to throw Bill a bachelor party...with great consequences. Harry/Many
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Humor - Characters: Bill Weasley,Fleur,Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [V] [X] [Y] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2008-03-29 - Updated: 2008-08-16 - 6824 words - Complete
- by bigdonadiet 8 reviews
An occasional series of one-shots exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order. (Small but important edit made to Chapter Five on a...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 8 - Published: 2007-05-27 - Updated: 2010-01-21 - 42875 words
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by roxburyHarry is captured by Voldemort, and wakes up to find that he is not being tortured or killed. What's going on, and why is he still alive?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Colin Creevey - Warnings: [!!] [V] [X] [?] - Chapters: 8 - Published: 2006-08-14 - Updated: 2010-05-22 - 20740 words
Achieving Clarity
by PerfesserNPlease note the rating change. Luna discovers a way to help Harry Potter defeat Voldemort and takes the initiative
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Fantasy,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] - Chapters: 13 - Published: 2009-03-31 - Updated: 2009-06-17 - 56307 words
The Unexpected Result Of. . .
by NoOneInterestingAfter the second task, Harry wakes up to find a surprise
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] [R] [Y] - Chapters: 13 - Published: 2009-05-16 - Updated: 2009-08-12 - 126051 words
- by Clell65619 505 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama,Romance - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [V] [X] [R] [?] - Chapters: 14 - Published: 2008-02-17 - Updated: 2008-10-25 - 72180 words - Complete
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Harry Potter: Demon Possessed
by PillsyHarry tries a ritual to make him stronger. What will happen during his quest for revenge on all who have done him wrong? Harem
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance - Characters: Cho, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Tonks - Warnings: [!!] [?] [X] - Chapters: 16 - Published: 2006-12-02 - Updated: 2009-01-22 - 28503 words
- by BrianJ 11 reviews
Take one Harry Potter. Add eleven half-blood and Muggleborn girls. Mix well in one new Hogwarts house. Stir with lots of friends and enemies. Half bake. Serves seven billion.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Mandy Brocklehurst,Sibyll Trelawney - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 26 - Published: 2008-04-14 - Updated: 2008-07-11 - 59199 words
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Harry Potter and the Hogwarts Harem
by red_jacobsonThis version of the story is abandoned, the rewrite, cleverly titled "Harry Potter and the Hogwarts Harem - The Rewrite" is currently being posted on this site.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Romance - Characters: Cho,Fleur,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Padma - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 26 - Published: 2008-06-09 - Updated: 2012-05-07 - 64711 words - Complete
Harry and KiKi: Tales of the Boy Necromancer
by SamStoneThe paranoia of a group of magic users led them to create a living book containing all their knowledge which grows with time. A neglected Harry Potter stumbles across it and his life changes
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Horror - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [V] [X] [R] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 68 - Published: 2008-04-13 - Updated: 2012-03-04 - 1606596 words