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The Accidental Harem

by BrianJ 11 reviews

Take one Harry Potter. Add eleven half-blood and Muggleborn girls. Mix well in one new Hogwarts house. Stir with lots of friends and enemies. Half bake. Serves seven billion.

Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Mandy Brocklehurst,Sibyll Trelawney - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 26 - Published: 2008-04-14 - Updated: 2008-07-11 - 59199 words

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  • Year 1 Part 1

    by BrianJ 10 reviews

    Quidditch progress goes splat.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Mandy Brocklehurst,Sibyll Trelawney - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008-04-14 - Updated: 2008-04-15 - 1044 words

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  • Year 1 Part 2

    by BrianJ 5 reviews

    A second look, a second game, and a second chance.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Mandy Brocklehurst,Sibyll Trelawney - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008-04-14 - Updated: 2008-04-15 - 1531 words

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  • Year 1 Part 3

    by BrianJ 6 reviews

    The whole world wonders, and guest stars from all over.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Mandy Brocklehurst,Sibyll Trelawney - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008-04-14 - Updated: 2008-04-15 - 935 words

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  • Year 1 Part 4

    by BrianJ 3 reviews

    A night on the town for three- Harry, his chaperone, and his anxieties.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Mandy Brocklehurst,Sibyll Trelawney - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008-04-14 - Updated: 2008-04-15 - 2179 words

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  • Year 1 Part 5

    by BrianJ 4 reviews

    Since when do shopping trips have an aftermath? Since now, apparently.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Mandy Brocklehurst,Sibyll Trelawney - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008-04-14 - Updated: 2008-04-15 - 2371 words

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  • Year 1 Part 6

    by BrianJ 2 reviews

    Fun for all that children call their favorite time of year.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Mandy Brocklehurst,Sibyll Trelawney - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008-04-14 - Updated: 2008-04-15 - 1281 words

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  • Year 1 Part 7

    by BrianJ 2 reviews

    He who thinks he controls the past cannot control the future. He who thinks he controls the present cannot control the past.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Mandy Brocklehurst,Sibyll Trelawney - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008-04-14 - Updated: 2008-04-15 - 2129 words

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  • Year 1 Part 8

    by BrianJ 2 reviews

    Another faculty meeting, the Ravenclaw game, and we get more letters.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Mandy Brocklehurst,Sibyll Trelawney - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008-04-14 - Updated: 2008-04-15 - 1665 words

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  • Year 1 Part 9

    by BrianJ 2 reviews

    Inspiring Ginny Weasley and Dan Brown.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Mandy Brocklehurst,Sibyll Trelawney - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008-04-14 - Updated: 2008-04-15 - 1549 words

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  • Year 1 Part 10

    by BrianJ 6 reviews

    You just keep on trying until you run out of cake.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Mandy Brocklehurst,Sibyll Trelawney - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008-04-14 - Updated: 2008-04-15 - 1478 words

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  • Year 1 Part 11

    by BrianJ 1 review

    Entering the home stretch and setting up the ending(s).

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Mandy Brocklehurst,Sibyll Trelawney - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008-04-14 - Updated: 2008-04-15 - 1015 words

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  • Year 1 Bolivian Army Ending

    by BrianJ 3 reviews

    Bolivian Army Ending. An alternative to good writing, so I am told.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Mandy Brocklehurst,Sibyll Trelawney - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008-04-14 - Updated: 2008-04-15 - 1322 words

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  • Year 1 Downbeat Ending

    by BrianJ 10 reviews

    Downbeat Ending. People seem to like this one best.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Horror,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Mandy Brocklehurst,Sibyll Trelawney - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008-04-14 - Updated: 2008-04-15 - 2645 words

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  • Year 1 Heroic Ending

    by BrianJ 5 reviews

    Heroic Ending. For those who want the good guys to live happily ever after.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Mandy Brocklehurst,Sibyll Trelawney - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008-04-14 - Updated: 2008-04-15 - 2224 words

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  • Year 1 "Canon" Ending

    by BrianJ 6 reviews

    Canon Ending. This is the ending that future chapters will follow on from.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Mandy Brocklehurst,Sibyll Trelawney - Warnings: [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008-04-14 - Updated: 2008-04-15 - 3990 words

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  • Summer 1 Part 1

    by BrianJ 4 reviews

    Summertime, and the children are queasy.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Mandy Brocklehurst,Sibyll Trelawney - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008-04-14 - Updated: 2008-04-15 - 1950 words

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  • Summer 1 Part 2

    by BrianJ 3 reviews

    Potter World Tour '92 begins, with a side trip to the Ministry.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Mandy Brocklehurst,Sibyll Trelawney - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008-04-14 - Updated: 2008-04-15 - 2986 words

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  • Summer 1 Part 3

    by BrianJ 1 review

    Looks aren't everything, and is there a future in immortality?

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Mandy Brocklehurst,Sibyll Trelawney - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008-04-14 - Updated: 2008-04-15 - 2822 words

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  • Summer 1 Part 4

    by BrianJ 3 reviews

    Huge tracts of land, a sworded affair, and a few tips of the cap.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Mandy Brocklehurst,Sibyll Trelawney - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008-04-14 - Updated: 2008-04-15 - 3155 words

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  • Summer 1 Part 5

    by BrianJ 2 reviews

    Two big, dubiously happy families.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Mandy Brocklehurst,Sibyll Trelawney - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008-04-14 - Updated: 2008-04-15 - 2871 words

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  • Summer 1 Part 6

    by BrianJ 2 reviews

    Harry's birthday. Make a wish! (Apologies to Rorschach's Blot. Again.)

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Mandy Brocklehurst,Sibyll Trelawney - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008-04-14 - Updated: 2008-04-15 - 2938 words

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  • Summer 1 Part 7

    by BrianJ 1 review

    Birthday presents: Better late than never, or better never than late?

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Mandy Brocklehurst,Sibyll Trelawney - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008-04-14 - Updated: 2008-04-15 - 3252 words

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  • Summer 1 Part 8

    by BrianJ 1 review

    The end of the Potter World Tour, and don't you love it when a plan comes together?

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Mandy Brocklehurst,Sibyll Trelawney - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008-04-14 - Updated: 2008-04-15 - 2316 words

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  • Year 2 Part 1

    by BrianJ 5 reviews

    A nice, sedate start to another year of quiet learning. Riiiiight.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Mandy Brocklehurst,Sibyll Trelawney - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008-04-14 - Updated: 2008-04-15 - 3563 words

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  • Year 2 Part 2

    by BrianJ 8 reviews

    A chapter that resembles American football- violence interrupted by committee meetings.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Mandy Brocklehurst,Sibyll Trelawney - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008-04-19 - Updated: 2008-04-19 - 3552 words

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  • Year 2 Part 3

    by BrianJ 19 reviews

    How to deal with being surrounded by fools, if you don't want to fit in.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Mandy Brocklehurst,Narcissa - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008-07-10 - Updated: 2008-07-10 - 2436 words

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