- Username: Alorkin
- Member Since: 2006-05-28
- Real name: David Larkin
- MSN: Alorkin
- YAHOO: Alorkin
- Bio:I am a 47 year old widowed father of one 14 year old daughter. I work as a carpenter and in those precious few moments I have between those two jobs, I like to read and write fanfiction, draw and paint.
- 6 Reviews
After a thousand years of a nearly meaningless existence, Harry is killed in an antimatter explosion and sent to his judgment. There, he is given the chance to go back in time and set things r...5Ambiance
- 1 Reviews
A place for my plot bunnies, shorts and incomplete ideas will go.5Insightful
- 31 Reviews
A multi-chapter, 'sorta' crossover, HP/SW, but not exactly. Harry/Hermione, some Dumbles bashing, the Weasleys are on his side. After being beaten to death by Vernon, Harry is faced with ...5Moving
A FUNNY LITTLE HARRY POTTER STORY
Just a little bit of silliness combined with some over the top smut. Harry/Hermione/Tonks threesome Might be cliche`, but I can't see how. Definitely AU!
- 16 Reviews
Harry and Hermione are tired of Rita Skeeter, and decide to get some revenge. Innuendo to spare. Probably cliche`. Slightly AU one-shot.5Funny
Slightly AU. This is my long awaited try at a threesome, starring Harry, Hermione and Ginny. A long one-shot, starts out slow, but with much lemony goodness for all involved. Includes passing m...
- 20 Reviews
Tragedy Mildly AU Harry's is sentenced to Azkaban. Here is a look at his last day on Earth...rated for language and violence. Will not include the horrid plot device called 'Horcruxes'. O...5Original
Just a little lemony goodness between Harry and Hermione. Not HBP/DH compatable! This will remain a one-shot!
- 24 Reviews
A collection of short stories and plot bunnies that may become longer stories5Hot
SNORKACKS: REDUX (Or: How They Each Got The Man They Wanted.)
My sequel to Snorkacks and Campfires' Harry, Hermione, Luna and Ron each find what they need.
- 29 Reviews
So many people have asked me to write a sequel to my 'A SHOCKING DISCOVERY'. Here is my attempt at a story that was even more difficult to write than the original. I hope you enjoy it.5Moving
Harry Loves You.
Hermione discovers a painful truth. Ron has decived her and Harry wants her. She decides to set things right.
Well! This was unexpected.
Hermione rewards Harry for being such a good guy. ONE-SHOT!
- 6 Reviews
Dumbledore told Harry in HPSS what he saw in the Mirror of Erised. Why has no one ever gotten him what he wants the most? This is and will remain, a one-shot.5Funny
Harry and Hermione explore their adventurous side. One-shot!
Snorkacks and Campfires
While hunting Snorkacks, Harry is very upset that Hermione is with Ron. Luna has a way to 'console' him.
- 44 Reviews
A burglar makes a horrible discoovery at #4 Privet Drive.5Moving
Adventures with Polyjuice
I've read several fics where Harry is accidently turned into a girl. What if it wasn't an accident?
Harry gets invited to a seminar by Hermione on Halloween. Harry/Multi
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