• Username: Jeram
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  • Member Since: 2005-02-28
  • Real name: Jeremy
  • AIM: LordYmerej
  • Bio:

    Things change over the years, but let me just say this:

    My stories will never have slash, in any form, for any canon characters that do not have such proclivities. On the other hand, well, I don't ship your standard couples. And I don't write romance, I write odd, weird, and occasionally mind-bending stories. My humor stories are meant to be odd - but more subtle than you may think.

    Visit the site of greatness (please, it's not as bad as you think):

    Dark Lord Potter

    I'm not such a fan of very long profiles, so just to keep people informed, here's my fanfiction summary list:

    Far Too Many Travelers: Finished chapter 1, Next Chapter 0%.

    Harry Potter and the Time Snafu: Next chapter 0% Complete, An early foray into nonsense - The Concept is: Harry Potter Travels Through Time Without Control Due To Swallowing Time-Turner

    Harry Potter and the Time Spiral: Complete. An inversion of the Snafu story - The Concept is: Harry Potter Travels Through Time Without Control Due To Ancient Artifact

    The Ten Plagues: Next chapter 1% Complete, An attempt at an adventure story - The Concept is: Reality Is Actually Something Far Crazier Than Harry Thought

    Harry Potter and the Mysterious Curse of the Girl-Who-Lived: Next chapter 5% Complete, A crazy premise that evolved - The Concept is: Harry Potter Is A Boy, But Everyone Else Thinks He Is A Girl

    Who's Polyjuicing Whom?: Probably just Oneshot, Initially I just wanted an interesting way to kill off a few characters in a crazy way - The Concept is: Polyjuice + Time Travel + Secret Crushes = Not Everything Going As Planned

    Dumbledore's Final Trick: Complete, A response to cliche - The Concept is: If Dumbledore Is So Manipulative And Sinister, Then Why Is He So Incompetent?

  • The Ten Plagues

    by Jeram 0 Reviews

    Harry's search for the elusive Horcruxes takes a bloody turn, leading him into the crossfire of an invisible war - fought not between dark and light, but over the control of reality and magic itsel...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Fantasy - Characters: Bill Weasley,Cho,Harry,Parvati,Ron - Warnings: [!!!] [V] - Chapters: 9 - Published: 2007/04/30 - Updated: 2014/08/08 - 65473 words

  • Harry & the Mysterious Curse of the GirlWhoLived

    by Jeram 3 Reviews

    Harry always knew that there was something unique about him. In a way, the arrival of the Hogwarts acceptance letters was almost expected... except, why are they all addressed to 'Harriet Potter?

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!!] [?] - Chapters: 14 - Published: 2011/01/30 - Updated: 2014/08/08 - 106499 words

  • Far Too Many Time Travelers

    by Jeram 1 Reviews

    Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Draco,Harry,Hermione,Ron - Warnings: [!!!] [?] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2011/02/10 - Updated: 2013/10/31 - 33031 words

  • The Girl Who Hated

    by Jeram 5 Reviews

    She knew her life had been ruined because of Harry Potter. But there was nothing she could do about it... or was there?

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama - Characters: Cho,Harry,Marietta Edgecombe - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2011/06/15 - Updated: 2011/06/16 - 11446 words

  • Who's Polyjuicing Whom?

    by Jeram 1 Reviews

    Hannah and Susan had a plan to capture the heart of Harry Potter. But plans rarely go as anticipated...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!!] [?] - Published: 2011/01/30 - Updated: 2011/01/30 - 7796 words - Complete

  • Dumbledore's Final Trick

    by Jeram 14 Reviews

    Harry believes he has finally achieved true independence. But the Headmaster has one last trick to play - and an offer Harry would be a fool to turn down. Or would he?

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Parody - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry - Warnings: [!!!] [?] - Published: 2011/01/30 - Updated: 2011/01/30 - 11016 words - Complete

  • Harry Potter and the Time Spiral

    by Jeram 0 Reviews

    Voldemort uses an ancient artifact that sends Harry careening through time without being able to stop, while reality rapidly changes around him... can he ever return home without destroying everyth...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Horror - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry - Warnings: [!!!] [?] - Published: 2011/01/30 - Updated: 2011/01/30 - 12546 words - Complete

  • Harry Potter and the Time Snafu

    by Jeram 1 Reviews

    Harry has a little "accident" with a easily-swallowed Time-Turner. Yes, an "accident".

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Cho,Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Ron,Snape - Warnings: [!!!] [?] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2008/12/04 - Updated: 2011/01/30 - 9083 words

  • Harry Potter and the Innate Malapropism

    by Jeram 0 Reviews

    Harry Potter's new adventure into awkward indoctrination. HPPH/HPYR/RPYH

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor, Parody - Characters: Harry, Voldemort, Other - Warnings: [!] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2006/10/18 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 3380 words

  • The Pile-On

    by Jeram 5 Reviews

    So what is The Power He Knows Not? It all comes down to this.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor, Parody - Characters: Harry, Voldemort - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2006/10/18 - Updated: 2006/10/18 - 1422 words - Complete

  • An SI To Watch Out For

    by Jeram 2 Reviews

    My answer to the typical SI (Self-Insertion) fic.

    Category: Ranma 1/2 - Rating: G - Genres: Humor, Parody - Characters: Ranma, Ukyo, Shampoo, Kuno - Published: 2005/02/28 - Updated: 2005/03/01 - 1386 words - Complete

  • The Chance of a Lifetime

    by Jeram 2 Reviews

    Ranma gets, well, the chance of a lifetime - or does he?

    Category: Ranma 1/2 - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Ranma, Akane, Ryouga, Ukyo, Shampoo, Mousse - Published: 2005/02/28 - Updated: 2005/03/01 - 2189 words - Complete

  • Positive Outlook

    by Jeram 1 Reviews

    Tenchi receives a unique challenge from his grandfather.

    Category: Tenchi Muyo - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Tenchi, Ryoko, Mihoshi, Sasami, Ayeka, Katsuhito - Published: 2005/02/28 - Updated: 2005/03/01 - 603 words - Complete


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