Zpan_Sven

  • Username: Zpan_Sven
  • Website: Zpan Sven's Works
  • Member Since: 2005-09-15
  • Real name: Beka Spake
  • MSN: Zpan_sven@hotmail.com
  • AIM: bekaspake
  • YAHOO: loa_shawn
  • Bio:
    You actually care?

    I'm often called the Queen of Evil. I write poetry and fanfics for my favorite shows, books, and Video games. I like Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons, GI Joe, Escaflownse, Resident Evil, Sailor Moon, Gundam Wing, Trigun, the CastleVania, Cowboy Bebop, Legend of Zelda, Mortal Kombat...

    ...and you guys are alseep or not paying attention, I bet. Oh well. Just read my stories and look at my artwork and please don't forget to review. However, flames will be ridiculed and mocked! If you do have some criticism for me, make certain is something CONSTRUCTIVE so I won't make that mistake again. I also clearly mark my fics so if there's a character you like in it that's being bashed or portrayed in an unfavorable light, do yourself a favor and don't read it. Because if you do, then complain about it, its your own fault for not heeding the warnings.

    A warning, my fiction will be slow going - I have a lot to deal with in Real life and that affects my writing. Some weeks I'll have a new chapter out every other day and then there will be months where you won't see a single word from me. That's life and it sucks, so I apologize in advance. For my loyal readers, I thank you for staying with me, it means a lot to me that you love my stories and that is quite honestly what keeps me sane at times. Thank you for your patience and understanding, it means a lot to me.

    RATING CODES FOR MY FICTION:

    L = language
    V = violence
    S = sexual situations
    Y/Y= Yuri or Yaoi or both mentioned
    M = Mature themes, all of the above mentioned in extreme

    QUOTES:
    "I may not agree with what you say, but I defend to the death, your right to say it." - Voltaire.
    "Don't run, you'll just die tired." - JFK Center for Special Warfare, Sniper School, Ca 1976
    "Mors Ex Tenebris" (Death from Darkness (Shadows))

    Zpan Sven

  • Take It All Off

    by Annwyd 4 Reviews

    A lighthearted glimpse of the sex lives of personally dysfunctional ninja. AnkoKaka.

    Category: Naruto - Rating: R - Genres: Humor, Romance - Characters: Anko, Kakashi - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2005/06/14 - Updated: 2005/06/15 - 549 words - Complete

    5Funny
  • Lists

    by Mako3 11 Reviews

    Kakashi and Naruto work through some issues using lists. Shounen-ai, but blink and you'll miss it.

    Category: Naruto - Rating: PG - Genres: Drama - Characters: Kakashi, Naruto - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2005/08/23 - Updated: 2005/08/24 - 1971 words - Complete

    4Moving
  • PMS

    by iamzuul 1 Reviews

    Ino is really a closet matchmaker. Beware all those who catch her attention... [one shot]

    Category: Naruto - Rating: G - Genres: Horror - Characters: Chouji, Ino, Shikamaru - Published: 2005/09/17 - Updated: 2005/09/18 - 427 words - Complete

    2Funny
  • Baby no Jutsu

    by tanzy 4 Reviews

    Sakura has "the talk" with Naruto, the poor bastard.

    Category: Naruto - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Naruto, Sakura - Published: 2006/01/18 - Updated: 2006/01/19 - 491 words - Complete

    4Funny
  • Polite Things

    by redex 3 Reviews

    Neji likes to meditate during the sunsets, sometimes on a certain cousin.

    Category: Naruto - Rating: PG - Genres: Romance - Characters: Hinata, Neji - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2006/02/26 - Updated: 2006/02/26 - 1536 words - Complete

    3Ambiance
  • Caldwell

    by TaraKeezer 3 Reviews

    Bug guys don't do cats.

    Category: CSI - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Gil Grissom - Published: 2006/04/07 - Updated: 2006/04/08 - 3280 words - Complete

    4Funny
  • The Perfect Trap

    by Maldoror 4 Reviews

    Kakashi gets himself into a bit of a bind, and Iruka finds himself tasked with helping the irritating Jounin out (KakaIru)

    Category: Naruto - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor, Romance - Characters: Iruka, Kakashi - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006/05/14 - Updated: 2006/05/14 - 10152 words - Complete

    5Funny
  • Spring Fever

    by Maldoror 12 Reviews

    Kakashi suddenly noticed that Iruka was rather easy on the eyes. Not that he was going to do anything about it. Unless the schoolteacher had killed a nun in a previous lifetime, he didn't deserve s...

    Category: Naruto - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Iruka, Kakashi - Published: 2006/05/20 - Updated: 2006/05/20 - 3871 words - Complete

    5Funny
  • A Second Opinion

    by fairady 1 Reviews

    No one ever asks for Kankurou's opinion, but that's never stopped him from giving it.

    Category: Naruto - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst, Humor - Characters: Kankurou, Shikamaru - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006/11/18 - Updated: 2006/11/18 - 846 words - Complete

    5Insightful
  • Setsuna's Blind Dates

    by NeonProdigy 0 Reviews

    When Haruka and Michiru decide that Setsuna is lonely, they take matters into their own hands.

    Category: Sailor Moon - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor, Romance - Characters: Ami (Mercury), Haruka (Uranus), Makoto (Jupiter), Michiru (Neptune), Minako (Venus), Pluto, Rei (Mars), Saturn, Usagi (Moon) - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2006/09/12 - Updated: 2007/06/23 - 4181 words

    1Funny
  • Hunter's Moon

    by Maldoror 4 Reviews

    Iruka is hunted down by an elite killer, but he has to survive for the hunter's sake. Kakashi/Iruka

    Category: Naruto - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama - Characters: Iruka, Kakashi - Warnings: [!] [V] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2006/05/06 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 10698 words - Complete

    5Moving
  • Colors of Life and Death

    by Songbird21 0 Reviews

    Kidnapped by Orochimaru, discovering who his parents were, getting adopted. In the middle of all this, Naruto's chakra has undergone a change that will turn legend...into reality.... NaruHina, SakuLee

    Category: Naruto - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Horror, Humor, Romance - Characters: Hinata, Jiraiya, Kakashi, Naruto, Rock Lee, Sakura, Sasuke, Tsunade - Warnings: [!!!] [V] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2005/11/28 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 12006 words

    0Moving
  • G. I. Joe - Origins of a Hero

    by Wolfman769 1 Reviews

    My take on where the world-famous G. I. Joe Top Sergeant got his start... in the meat-grinder of Vietnam. Follow rookie Duke's adventures as he meets future friends... and future enemies. You may b...

    Category: G.I. Joe - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure - Characters: Duke - Warnings: [!] [V] - Chapters: 8 - Published: 2005/09/15 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 29804 words

    1Ambiance
  • An Affair to Forget

    by Krickitat 1 Reviews

    While on mission Sakura is lost in an Avalanche and found by the one person no one wants to meet alone in the snow. Now she is caught up in a plot so intricate she might never find a way out

    Category: Naruto - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance - Characters: Itachi, Sakura - Warnings: [!] [X] - Chapters: 10 - Published: 2006/04/09 - Updated: 2007/08/26 - 30184 words

    2Funny
  • Love lore of the Wind and Sea

    by Neptunestears 0 Reviews

    A Uranian knight, thrown from the sky and with that, her very soul and life. Washed upon the shores of a watery sea world, an unlikely love is found.(if you dont read this, you dont know what youre...

    Category: Sailor Moon - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fantasy, Romance - Characters: Haruka (Uranus), Michiru (Neptune) - Warnings: [?] [R] [V] - Chapters: 14 - Published: 2006/01/06 - Updated: 2006/01/06 - 30169 words - Complete

    1Ambiance
  • In a Word: Naruto

    by fairady 0 Reviews

    Drabbles of all different types. "The entire council was being held hostage."

    Category: Naruto - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Crossover,Humor - Characters: Gaara,Kankurou,Sakura,Shikamaru - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [X] [?] - Chapters: 47 - Published: 2006/06/25 - Updated: 2008/12/31 - 18270 words

    2Funny

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