SilverWolf7007

  • Username: SilverWolf7007
  • Member Since: 2005-12-13
  • YAHOO: silverwolf7007
  • Bio:
    Wolfie currently writes fanfiction in the Harry Potter and Fullmetal Alchemist fandoms, and has also begun to develop the tendency to refer to herself in the third person. She is not sure why.
  • Once a Month

    by SilverWolf7007 2 Reviews

    James knew why Remus went home once a month. Of course he knew. How could he not? They shared the same dorm room, after all, and James was apparently far more observant than Sirius or Peter.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: James,Lupin,Peter,Sirius - Published: 2009/07/30 - Updated: 2009/07/31 - 1032 words - Complete

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  • The Twelve Disasters of Christmas

    by SilverWolf7007 0 Reviews

    Hermione and the others aren't sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Blaise Zabini, Colin Creevey, Dean Thomas, Draco, Dumbledore, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Justin, Luna, Lupin, Neville, Parvati, Professor McGonagall, Ron, Seamus Finnigan, Snape, Theodore Nott - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 12 - Published: 2006/12/18 - Updated: 2009/07/31 - 15016 words - Complete

    5Funny
  • Dear Order

    by SilverWolf7007 7 Reviews

    "I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you..." ...Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer wi...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Arthur Weasley, Bill Weasley, Dumbledore, Fred, George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Kingsley, Luna, Lupin, Molly Weasley, Moody, Neville, Professor McGonagall, Ron, Snape, Tonks, Other - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 11 - Published: 2006/12/05 - Updated: 2009/07/31 - 9203 words

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  • An Alchemist in a Fence

    by SilverWolf7007 1 Reviews

    Christmas does strange things to Roy Mustang's brain. Edward finds this hilarious. Riza is not amused at all.

    Category: Full Metal Alchemist - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Edward Elric,Maes Hughes,Riza Hawkeye,Roy Mustang,Winry Rockbell - Published: 2008/08/17 - Updated: 2008/08/17 - 550 words - Complete

    5Funny
  • Searching for Potter

    by SilverWolf7007 3 Reviews

    Hermione is waylaid by a frantic Draco Malfoy demanding to know where Harry is. Or so it would seem...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Draco,Hermione - Published: 2008/08/17 - Updated: 2008/08/17 - 488 words - Complete

    5Funny
  • Harry's Sanity

    by SilverWolf7007 2 Reviews

    '"I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous." - Seamus Finnigan.' In which Harry's mental state is discussed....

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Blaise Zabini, Dean Thomas, Draco, Dumbledore, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Lupin, Neville, Oliver Wood, Pansy, Parvati, Percy, Ron, Seamus Finnigan, Snape, Theodore Nott, Voldemort, Other - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2006/11/02 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 7886 words

    5Original
  • The End

    by SilverWolf7007 4 Reviews

    Roy has decided to end it all. He is not very successful... Proof that paperwork really can drive a man to suicide. Well, kinda.

    Category: Full Metal Alchemist - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Cain Fury, Heymans Breda, Jean Havoc, Riza Hawkeye, Vato Falman - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2007/03/26 - Updated: 2007/03/26 - 753 words - Complete

    5Funny
  • Of Dragons and Weddings

    by SilverWolf7007 16 Reviews

    Harry just wanted chocolate cake. Of course, he did not factor Luna Lovegood into his afternoon...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor, Romance - Characters: Harry, Luna - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2007/02/07 - Updated: 2007/02/08 - 574 words - Complete

    5Funny
  • First Date

    by SilverWolf7007 3 Reviews

    Neither Edward nor Alfons can be trusted to prepare for their first date on their own. Luckily for them, Noah's there to help, because otherwise there would have been a lack of pants.

    Category: Full Metal Alchemist - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Romance - Characters: Edward Elric, Other - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2006/12/04 - Updated: 2006/12/05 - 859 words - Complete

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  • If At First You Don't Succeed...

    by SilverWolf7007 10 Reviews

    Try again. And again. And again. And yes, yet again. But of course, as they say, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. So that's exactly what Harry Potter did. -- Lots of betting and a little slash.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Blaise Zabini, Colin Creevey, Dean Thomas, Draco, Dumbledore, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Lucius, Luna, Lupin, Neville, Ron, Seamus Finnigan, Snape, Voldemort - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2006/11/30 - Updated: 2006/11/30 - 2734 words - Complete

    5Funny
  • The Root of All Evil

    by SilverWolf7007 4 Reviews

    In which evil, or at least the trail of retribution, is traced from Edward desperately seeking refuge to Alphonse seeking revenge and, eventually, the devil incarnate (and his best friend's camera)...

    Category: Full Metal Alchemist - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Cain Fury, Edward Elric, Heymans Breda, Jean Havoc, Riza Hawkeye, Roy Mustang, Vato Falman, Winry Rockbell - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006/11/30 - Updated: 2006/11/30 - 1277 words - Complete

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  • Cornelius Fudge's Very Bad Day

    by SilverWolf7007 1 Reviews

    'Cornelius Fudge doesn't know it yet, but he's about to have a very bad day.' Little bit of slash, contemplation of hats, and mentions of Albus Dumbledore's laced sherbet lemons.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Fudge, Harry, Lucius, Percy, Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [!] [?] - Published: 2006/11/23 - Updated: 2006/11/23 - 1797 words - Complete

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  • Not Doing Nothing

    by SilverWolf7007 6 Reviews

    "Oh no! He's using the double negatives! Should I run for the hills?" "You prat, Finnigan," he said fondly. "Promise, you haven't got nothing to worry about." Oneshot. What is Harry planning?

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry, Seamus Finnigan - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006/11/06 - Updated: 2006/11/06 - 830 words - Complete

    5Funny
  • Oops

    by SilverWolf7007 21 Reviews

    When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Blaise Zabini, Crabbe, Dean Thomas, Draco, Goyle, Harry, Hermione, Neville, Pansy, Parvati, Ron, Seamus Finnigan, Snape, Theodore Nott - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Published: 2006/11/02 - Updated: 2006/11/02 - 532 words - Complete

    5Funny
  • Cupcakes

    by SilverWolf7007 10 Reviews

    On a not so normal Wednesday afternoon, the Death Eaters are having a meeting. Draco's wife brings refreshments and revelations. Draco really didn't need to know that about Voldemort and Harry Pott...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Draco, Harry, Luna, Voldemort - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2006/11/02 - Updated: 2006/11/02 - 1068 words - Complete

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  • Illegal Necromantic Rituals

    by SilverWolf7007 4 Reviews

    Ron asks where Harry was last night. Harry doesn't want to answer. Ron accepts this. Harry freaks out a little. :D Oneshot. Traces of slash if you squint.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry, Hermione, Ron, Other - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006/06/26 - Updated: 2006/06/27 - 426 words - Complete

    5Funny
  • The Nickname

    by SilverWolf7007 3 Reviews

    In a three to one vote, the Founders of Hogwarts had decided that Godric needed a new nickname. But why? Blatantly implied GodricxSalazar, implied RowenaxHelga

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw, Salazar Slytherin - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006/06/26 - Updated: 2006/06/27 - 353 words - Complete

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  • Hay Fever

    by SilverWolf7007 0 Reviews

    Remus hates summer. Absolutely detests it. And moving in with James, Sirius, Peter and their tendency to shed fur all over the place really isn't helping. Mentions of RemusxSirius and JamesxLily. O...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor, Romance - Characters: James, Lupin, Peter, Sirius - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006/02/01 - Updated: 2006/02/01 - 1402 words - Complete

    1Original
  • Acceptance?

    by SilverWolf7007 18 Reviews

    Harry's relationship is revealed to the Order. People do NOT react as he expected. Oneshot, slash, femslash.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance - Characters: Arthur Weasley, Bill Weasley, Dumbledore, Fred, George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Lupin, Molly Weasley, Moody, Neville, Professor McGonagall, Ron, Snape, Tom Riddle, Tonks, Voldemort - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2005/12/21 - Updated: 2005/12/21 - 2694 words - Complete

    5Funny

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