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Love Potion #9

by stick97 14 Reviews

Ron just won't give up on the love potion angle. He thinks he has finally found the right...mix. Weasley bashing ahead!

Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Horror,Humor - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Ron,Umbridge - Warnings: [!] [X] - Published: 2009/09/04 - Updated: 2009/09/04 - 1979 words - Complete


  • Love Potion #9

    (#) Aelfwine 2009-09-10 05:39:31 PM


    That's the most utterly awful threesome I've ever heard of. Well done!

    Personally, I don't hate Ginny, but the level of Umbridge-and-(mo)Ron bashing here is well worth it. And Draco's self-removal from the Pureblood gene puddle was a nice bonus.
  • Love Potion #9

    (#) cloneserpents 2009-09-12 09:15:01 AM

    I personally like Harry traveling toward the Bright Light at the end of the tunnel. Of course it turns out the Bright Light was Hermione's boobs. Perhaps that is what heaven is after all. It's just a place with breasts a plenty. Like a classy strip club without the meth addicts, crappy music, and burly bouncers.

    The concept of playing nurse opens up so many wonderful innuendos – swelling, injections, tongue depressors, taking one's temperature rectally with a meat thermometer, full body checkups... wait, the second to last one went a litter too far. Sorry about that.

    May Ron, Ginny, and Delores have many fat and physically deformed babies. I can imagine it now; Ron introduces his and Ginny's first born son to Harry. "This is Manny – it's short for /Manatee/. We named him that because he's got flippers for arms and legs."

    Thanks for sharing,

    Shawn (a.k.a. cloneserpents)

    Author's response

    Never to far..

    Ok Hermione, turn your head and cough!
  • Love Potion #9

    (#) BelialDCLXVI 2010-08-06 11:11:52 PM

    Ron, Umbridge, and Ginny were funny. Nice idea; I enjoyed the Weasley bashing. If only you hadn't included the stomach-churning Harry/Hermione...

    Author's response

    wait. what?

    H/hr is stomach churning, but the ginger toad sammich is ok?

  • Love Potion #9

    (#) tricorvus 2010-12-05 07:12:12 PM

    I liked it. It was funny & strangely sexy. Keep up the good work as a writer.

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