(#) YouCanRunAwayWithMe 2011-11-15OHMYFUCKINGERARD!! oh wow i sat here reading this laughing my HEAD off and my family officially think i am beyond the realms of sanity :/
" Basically, she sucks and should die and be re-incarnated as mouldy lettuce which I’ll eat in my next life as a snail. Bitch."
" not to mention my brain cells are currently removing his scruffy black skinnies. Perverts." have gotta be my favourite bits xD - YOU UPDATE THIS SOON OR I WILL CONTACT DAVID CAMERON AND TELL HIM TO GET THE MI5 TO TRACK YOU DOWN AND THREATEN YOU WITH...uh...MOOSESHIT UNTIL YOU UPDATE AGAIN!!
lots of love, lina xo
ps PLEASE CAN I STEAL THE WORD COOLBEANS!?!?!?!? ok buhbai now (:
- There’s silence for a moment while Mikey continues to glare disparagingly at me, Frank continues to sip his coffee in a way that I can only describe as orgasmic, and does the most peculiar things to my fucked-up, Frank-deluded, hormonally crazed little brain cells; I’m just trying not to choke on my coffee, fall off my chair, or start mumbling like an incoherent numbskull.
That is my favorite paragraph xD The part where you said that the only way to describe Frank sipping his coffee as orgasmic.... Gah. For some reason, that made literally made me laugh my ass off.
P.S. It's kinda hard to read this while your nosy 9 year nephew keeps peeking over your shoulder. Even if he does like MCR, I don't think he's ready for this epicness xD
(#) SatelliteHeart 2011-11-15This made my shitty, stressed out, math and french homework filled day so much less shitty. You don't even know. I just love how he spits coffee all over Mikey's face and is like "Um, sorry?" And wipes it off. I can so imagine Mike sitting there, fuming, and thinking 'just leave me the fuck alone.'
And then how Frank just sits back, entertained and amused at the clumsy mess Gerard is because of him. I love it all.
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