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Be My Detonator

by CosmicZombie 21 Reviews

FRERARD! It's the summer holidays- Gerard is looking forward to six weeks of sun and laziness. But when he meets his stepsister's new boyfriend, things become a little more interesting...CHAPTER 1 ...

Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Bob Bryar,Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Ray Toro - Chapters: 29 - Published: 2011/05/08 - Updated: 2012/07/29 - 103396 words

  • Chapter One: The Shininess of Sun

    by CosmicZombie 31 Reviews

    Ice cream promises, guitar-induced dribbling, and menstruating cherry tomatoes. [*RE-WRITTEN* CHAPTER ONE...PLEASE READ AND REVIEW, GUYS? :D]

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Bob Bryar,Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2011/05/08 - Updated: 2012/07/27 - 3793 words

    5Funny
  • Chapter Two

    by CosmicZombie 19 Reviews

    Persistant brothers, evil stepsisters, and the important difference between korma and karma...(EDITED- sorry guys, i noticed there were some mistakes..I've hopefully edited them all out now)..

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way - Published: 2011/05/21 - Updated: 2011/05/23 - 1827 words

    5Original
  • Chapter Three

    by CosmicZombie 25 Reviews

    Explosive coke, serious lack of co-ordination, and knee-melting smiles....

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way - Published: 2011/06/05 - Updated: 2011/06/06 - 2174 words

    5Ambiance
  • Chapter Four

    by CosmicZombie 20 Reviews

    The conspiracy of dream catchers, mind-reading siblings, and the daughter of Satan....please R&R! xD

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way - Published: 2011/06/18 - Updated: 2011/06/23 - 2357 words

    5Funny
  • Quick Note!

    by CosmicZombie 6 Reviews

    please read this guys...it's actually good news!

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: G - Genres:  - Characters:  - Published: 2011/06/30 - Updated: 2011/06/30 - 75 words

    2Hot
  • Chapter Five

    by CosmicZombie 38 Reviews

    Flexible mascara wands, guitar head banging, and herds of bloodthirsty meese....please R&R!

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2011/07/01 - Updated: 2011/07/09 - 3230 words

    5Funny
  • Chapter Six

    by CosmicZombie 20 Reviews

    Cat snogging, Terrorising postmen, and metaphorical drooling...please R&R- NEW CHAPTER, GUYS!!:D :D

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2011/09/21 - Updated: 2011/09/24 - 3045 words

    5Funny
  • Chapter Seven

    by CosmicZombie 31 Reviews

    Being unsuitably attached to people's chests, the dangers of boiling water, and mentally handicapped gerbils...NEW CHAPTER, PLEASE R&R GUYS!!! :D

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way - Published: 2011/10/09 - Updated: 2011/10/15 - 3495 words

    5Exciting
  • Chapter Eight

    by CosmicZombie 38 Reviews

    Fire-breathing stepsisters, unhelpful puff heads, and the footsteps of doom...NEW CHAPTER, GUYS! R&R PWEEASE!! xD

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2011/10/18 - Updated: 2011/10/23 - 3885 words

    5Ambiance
  • Chapter Nine

    by CosmicZombie 30 Reviews

    Deluded Gerard splats, make up, and hysterical siblings...NEW CHAPTER, PLEASE R&R!! :D :D

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2011/10/29 - Updated: 2011/10/31 - 3662 words

    5Funny
  • Chapter Ten

    by CosmicZombie 31 Reviews

    Explosions in gothic poodle fatories, the multiple dicks of Frank Iero, and evil, evil, mind reading siblings...NEW CHAPTER UP, PLEASE R&R, guys!! :D

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2011/11/07 - Updated: 2011/11/12 - 4101 words

    5Funny
  • Chapter Eleven

    by CosmicZombie 34 Reviews

    Mouth-wateringly lickable guys, The revenge of straightner worshippers, and a seriously bad choice of boxers...NEW CHAPTER, GUYS...PLEASE R&R!! :D :D

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2011/11/15 - Updated: 2011/11/19 - 4355 words

    5Exciting
  • Chapter Twelve

    by CosmicZombie 35 Reviews

    The wonder that is Frank Iero's saliva, weird nose fetishes, and the lettuce munching of reincarnated snails...

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2011/11/23 - Updated: 2012/02/28 - 3925 words

    5Funny
  • Chapter Thirteen

    by CosmicZombie 34 Reviews

    The importance of baby-making bits, banana skin thongs, and gigantic, gigantic surprises....

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2011/11/30 - Updated: 2011/12/09 - 3674 words

    5Funny
  • Chapter Fourteen

    by CosmicZombie 28 Reviews

    The violence of brick walls, innocent and inoffensive slime, and the joys of metaphorical fucking...NEW CHAPTER UP, PLEASE R&R!! :D :D

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Warnings: [!] [V] - Published: 2011/12/11 - Updated: 2011/12/19 - 4119 words

    5Funny
  • Note regarding the next chapter.

    by CosmicZombie 23 Reviews

    Not exactly bad news, but please read, guys.

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres:  - Characters:  - Published: 2011/12/21 - Updated: 2011/12/22 - 317 words

    1Insightful
  • Chapter Fifteen

    by CosmicZombie 33 Reviews

    Random tongue snacking, brain meltdowns, and hidden kneecap vendettas...NEW CHAPTER, GUYS- PLEASE R&R! :D :D

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2011/12/26 - Updated: 2011/12/30 - 3311 words

    5Funny
  • Chapter Sixteen

    by CosmicZombie 41 Reviews

    Spontaneous nose licking, the dangers of sex-crazed lunacy, and evil unicorn fuckers...

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2012/01/08 - Updated: 2012/03/01 - 4095 words

    5Funny
  • Chapter Seventeen

    by CosmicZombie 29 Reviews

    Ferocious flocks of rabid unicorns, dangerously pale siblings, and the interesting locations of cat-molesting puff heads...NEW CHAPTER UP, GUYS...PLEASE R&R? :D :D

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2012/01/14 - Updated: 2012/01/19 - 5043 words

    5Exciting
  • Chapter Eighteen

    by CosmicZombie 33 Reviews

    Snail sex, monopoly, and moosi testicles...

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2012/01/23 - Updated: 2012/02/28 - 4727 words

    5Funny
  • Chapter Nineteen

    by CosmicZombie 37 Reviews

    Giant Monopoly boards, retarded turtles, and the dangers of having Nirvana's 'Rape Me' as a ringtone...

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way - Published: 2012/02/01 - Updated: 2012/02/27 - 5126 words

    5Funny
  • Chapter Twenty

    by CosmicZombie 35 Reviews

    Over-inflated breadsticks, quivering postmen, and the abomination of flowery boxers....

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2012/02/10 - Updated: 2012/03/01 - 6964 words

    5Hot
  • Chapter Twenty One

    by CosmicZombie 47 Reviews

    The cock removal club, Telephones of the forty fifth century, and Lilac hairdryers...

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: R - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2012/02/18 - Updated: 2012/02/25 - 4535 words

    5Moving
  • Chapter Twenty Two

    by CosmicZombie 23 Reviews

    The mystical gender of the Grim Reaper, tragic absence of sex gods, and unwanted saliva...NEW CHAPTER UP, GUYS!! :D :D

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way - Published: 2012/02/27 - Updated: 2012/02/27 - 4771 words

    5Funny
  • Chapter Twenty Three

    by CosmicZombie 39 Reviews

    Kitten pedophilia, hermaphrodites from south west Patagonia, and growly Gerards....NEW CHAPTER UP, GUYS!! :D :D

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2012/03/04 - Updated: 2012/03/08 - 5399 words

    5Funny
  • NOTE! (YES, IT IS IMPORTANT)

    by CosmicZombie 27 Reviews

    Not bad news or anything, just important...please read, guys.

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: G - Genres:  - Characters:  - Published: 2012/03/11 - Updated: 2012/03/11 - 403 words

    1Hot
  • Chapter Twenty Four

    by CosmicZombie 36 Reviews

    Misguided skipping, Saliva souviners, and The sparkly prostitution of brain cells...NEW CHAPTER, GUYS!! :D :D EDITED SINCE YESTERDAY!!

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Bob Bryar,Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2012/03/12 - Updated: 2012/03/13 - 5720 words

    5Funny
  • Chapter Twenty Five

    by CosmicZombie 42 Reviews

    Walking orgasms, 'Fro violation, and the strange forms of love...FINAL CHAPTER, GUYS!! :D :D

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Bob Bryar,Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2012/03/18 - Updated: 2012/03/19 - 5064 words

    5Funny
  • REALLY IMPORTANT, PLEASE READ!

    by CosmicZombie 2 Reviews

    Re-writing this story, please read before you read any chapters.

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: G - Genres:  - Characters:  - Published: 2012/07/29 - Updated: 2012/07/29 - 204 words

    2Funny
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