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Day Two?

by RyanThePushyVirgin 33 Reviews

Yep

Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres:  - Characters:  - Published: 2013/03/05 - Updated: 2013/03/05 - 96 words

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  • My Diary

    (#) electricviolence 2013-03-06 12:02:06 AM

    Sex is always the answer, Ryan.

    GIVE IN TO FRONK'S PP. IT CONTROLS YOU.

    Author's response

    NO IT ISN'T STOP

    AJ TOLD ME THAT WAS SANTA
    I'M TELLING AJ
  • My Diary

    (#) RyanCyanideKiller 2013-03-06 12:02:20 AM

    I'M A BETTER RYAN.

    Author's response

    OKAY
    FINE
    BUT I'M MORE ABSTINENT!
  • My Diary

    (#) xXchickenwithatacoXx 2013-03-06 12:03:46 AM

    agrees with Ellie

    Which Ryan is more abstinent, hmm? O__o

    Author's response

    I think we both know...
  • My Diary

    (#) electricviolence 2013-03-06 12:05:26 AM

    WHY WON'T MY E-MAIL WORK, MIA.

    Author's response

    CAUSE YOU'RE NOT ABSTINENT!
  • My Diary

    (#) RyanCyanideKiller 2013-03-06 12:05:39 AM

    I'M MARRIED AND I USED TO SLEEP WITH PEOPLE FOR MONEY. I AGREE WITH YOU. YOU ARE MORE ABSTINENT.

    Author's response

    I WIN
    YOU CAN BE A BETTER RYAN
    AND I CAN BE A MORE ABSTINENT RYAN
  • My Diary

    (#) xXchickenwithatacoXx 2013-03-06 12:05:40 AM

    ;D Heh heh heh heh.
  • My Diary

    (#) xXchickenwithatacoXx 2013-03-06 12:06:19 AM

    ELLIE I DUNNOES. D: I KEEP CHECKING BOTH.

    Ryan. Has hug? Either one works.
  • My Diary

    (#) RyanCyanideKiller 2013-03-06 12:07:09 AM

    I SHALL SHOW YOU THE WAYS OF THE SEX.

    Author's response

    -covers ears-
    LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALLALALALALALLALLALALLA
    I CAN'T HEAR YOU
  • My Diary

    (#) xXchickenwithatacoXx 2013-03-06 12:07:53 AM

    SHOW USSSSSSSSSSSSS
  • My Diary

    (#) electricviolence 2013-03-06 12:07:56 AM

    OMG. UNCLE RYAN IS GOING TO TEACH EVERYONE THE WAYS OF SEX? OR JUST THE OTHER RYAN? I'M CONFUSED.

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