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Day Two?

by RyanThePushyVirgin 33 Reviews

Yep

Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres:  - Characters:  - Published: 2013/03/05 - Updated: 2013/03/05 - 96 words

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  • My Diary

    (#) RyanCyanideKiller 2013-03-06 12:09:00 AM

    DOES EVERYONE HAVE A CONDOM?
  • My Diary

    (#) electricviolence 2013-03-06 12:09:40 AM

    I always have condoms.

    Y'know. Just in case I need a balloon.

    For the children.
  • My Diary

    (#) electricviolence 2013-03-06 12:09:52 AM

    That sounded worse than it was supposed to.
  • My Diary

    (#) xXchickenwithatacoXx 2013-03-06 12:10:06 AM

    I do. For . . my. . . homework?
  • My Diary

    (#) electricviolence 2013-03-06 12:10:35 AM

    Mia.
    We don't need condoms we're married.
    WHY DO YOU HAVE CONDOMS.
    ASJFOIASUDPFJASP

    Author's response

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    CONDOMS MEANS SAFE SEX
    THAT MEANS YOU'VE THOUGHT ABOUT DOING THE SEX
    OHNOSSSS
    ABSTINENCE!
  • My Diary

    (#) xXchickenwithatacoXx 2013-03-06 12:12:50 AM

    I. Uh. . ! panicks COS FRANK?!!

    Author's response

    NO ELLIE IS ABSTINENT
  • My Diary

    (#) electricviolence 2013-03-06 12:13:17 AM

    Oh.....
    That's okay... I guess.....
    -Sobs-

    Author's response

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • My Diary

    (#) RyanCyanideKiller 2013-03-06 12:14:16 AM

    And lube? DOES EVERYONE HAVE LUBE?
  • My Diary

    (#) electricviolence 2013-03-06 12:15:39 AM

    -nods-

    EVERYONE HAS LUBE. ALL THE COOL KIDS KEEP IT.

    Author's response

    OMG
    STTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
  • My Diary

    (#) xXchickenwithatacoXx 2013-03-06 12:17:32 AM

    ELLIE I SWEAR HE FORCED ME!! D:

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