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- Ash honey, you didn't do anything.
You didn't cause her to kill herself. It may not have been the only motive for doing what she did; this was not you're fault. You where putting 2 and 2 together, going off a theory, you did nothing wrong.
Don't even say you did, and please don't do this. It honestly kills me to hear you in this state, to know that you're feeling like this and I can't do jack shit about it.
Author's responseI'm a little better now. AND I SWEAR TO GOD IF I DON'T GET FUCKING PRINGLES SOON I WILL KILL.
They're only fucking chips
Mountain Dew Code Red
That shit is worth going batshit crazy (they're selling it in Canada right now, PEOPLE BETTER VOTE FOR IT TO FUCKING BE SOLD AROUND HERE OR I WILL KIIIILL)
So you're email is still down? (Time to sound completely creeper)
But gotta cell phone?
Author's responseMy phones locked out in the back room.
SAM DO NOT TELL ME TO CALM IT I AM FUCKING HUNGRY AND CRAVING PRINGLES IDK MAYBE IM PREGNANT
- Wow...that sucks cockballcock
I WILL TELL YOU TO CALM IT
LIKE BLOODY HELL WOMAN CALM THE FUCKING TITS
DONT SPIT FUCKING LAVA
MAYBE IM PREGNANT
YOU CHEATED ON ME?!
IT AINT POSSIBLE
2 CHICKS=NO KID
ONE CHICK LIVING IN FUCKING CANADA AND THE OTHER IN DUBIA= DEFENITLY NO KID
ONE FUCKING HATES KIDS=HELL.NO.FUCKING.KID
Idk, I am tired and nmnnnnnnnnnn
Author's responseTITS = CALMED.
I ATE 3 BOUNTY BARS
I THINK I CAN READ MINDS
THIS IS WHY I DONT DATE
IT ALWAYS ENDS BAD FOR ME
ELLI GODDAMMIT WOMAN!
I THOUGHT WE WHERE FRIENDS
COCK BALL COCK
Author's responseMAYBE IM LIKE ZEUS
Mybe I just pop fully-grown women outta my forehead-birthing area.
- having friend babies is fucked
"YEAH LETS FUCK, BUT FUCK LIKE FRIENDS"
someone gets knocked up
someone gets cheated on
and it never turns out
NOW TO HAVE MAH SHOWER, AND BE CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN
BUT YOU FORGET THAT I AM ZEUS.
I POP CHILDREN FROM MY FOREHEAD.
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