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(#) electricviolence 2013-04-18This is almost like the snake fic that we never got around to writing. Oh god.
"OH YEAH. I'M GOING TO MAKE SO MANY FOREHEAD BABIES IN YOU RIGHT NOW."
Author's responseI remember the snake one.
"HISSSSS FRANK YES FUCK HISSSSSSS"
And now, forehead sex.
"MOAN MOAN MOANY MOAN MOAN MONA FOREGEWD BABIESSSS."
(#) electricviolence 2013-04-18Oh god.
"Put your dick between my chin and my neck, Frank."
"What the fuck, Gerard?"
"JUST FUCKING DO IT."
Author's responseIn smut, people make dicks sound so cute.
"Their cocks nuzzled together."
"His dick leaped for joy."
When in reality, it's this kinda scary demon from the pits of hell.
(#) electricviolence 2013-04-18Hey, hey, hey.
I think peni can be cute.
Ya know, if you cover it in chocolate and put a big bow on it.
Author's responseThat's another fic.
"Hey, Frankie. I bought you a present."
"Explain to me how you bought your dick and covered it in chocolate."
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