Poem that comes out of never-ending tears. I'm so sorry.
One time someone told me that they'd give me a hundred bucks to try on their strap on.
I got asked to flash someone for a kiss.
I have the world's worst gag reflex. Not sure why I'm telling you guys this, but whatever. I'm not backspacing tonight. Obviously.
I barely have any gag reflex.
Deepthroating is pretty difficult.
People on Omegle lie about their dick size.
Ten inches is terrifying.
THAT WOULD BE HORRIFYING.
Why did that post twice... And its not the gag reflex as much as it is the erection.
I'm going to make sure I delete my computer history tonight, oh my god. xD
Oh, I've been drinking by the way.
I've been eating toast, eating chocolate and sniffing marker fumes.
I may or may not be kind of on medication that I was supposed to be off of already.
I've done that.
I used to know this dude who came to school high as a fucking kite. He'd always see octopussies everywhere. The teacher didn't give a fuck.
WHY DOES THAT SAY OCTOPUSSIES
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