Poem that comes out of never-ending tears. I'm so sorry.
GEM I'M CHOKING ON AIR.
OH MY GOD.
I know someone who calls it a "beej."
I know someone who told me they wanted to ride me.
We did oral in first date.
How did that work out for ya?
I have a legitimate question.
Yeeeeeees, my child?
If your dick goes too far down someone's throat, can it get stuck in their esophagus and smother them to death, leaving you with a dead body dangling from your pp?
BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm sorry was that out loud.
But I guess so??
Erm... No. I don't think so, unless you have like a monster dick.
And it worked out pretty good.
Monster dicks. Oh god.
Good for you, man. I got asked whether I would give a dude a blowjob in exchange for a can of coke.
... I kneed him and ran.
It was a legit question, though.
"911? Yes, I have a dead body dangling from my dick. What do I do?"
It was a hilarious legit question. OH MY GOD
So, no dying my deep throating.
I meant by.. not my. Oh dear god.
Death by oral sex.
Deepthroating is pretty difficult.
The gag reflex might get in the way.
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