Alright. See that username up there? That username is as much as a lie as the God-damn cake. I am in fact a male, although my friends might tell you different.
The name's Ben, honey. I'm telling...
Oh Lord. Not again. The name's Ben, honey. I'm telling you this because you'll be screaming it all ni- *THUMP* Nathan: Finish your profile, Ben, like a good boy. Ben: Yes, dearest. Anyway, I'm gay....