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Username: Ben_Is_Alive_Again
Member Since: 2012-03-25
Real name: Ben, but please, call me Ben.
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Oh Lord. Not again. The name's Ben, honey. I'm telling you this because you'll be screaming it all ni- THUMP Nathan: Finish your profile, Ben, like a good boy. Ben: Yes, dearest. Anyway, I'm gay. Points for rhyming? No? Whatever. insert emo hair flip The reason the username here is because this account used to belong to my aunt. I'm taking over while she makes babies. Nathan: Ben... Ben: What? You know it's true. I'm currently dating the best Japanese-Canadian boy on the planet. Nathan, m'boy, tell them about how pretty you are. Nathan: Remember when I asked you out? I'm regretting that, now... Ignore him. I live in a country called Canada, children. It's where the moose roam free and the streets are paved with pavement-coloured gold. I can't even type that with a straight face... It sucks here. Seriously. If you're thinking about moving here, take your gay smut and run. I listen to My Chemical Romance like like Charlie Sheen is winning. ALL. THE DAMN. TIME. ... Except when I'm listening to Marianas Trench, Panic! at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, Alesana, Mindless Self Indulgence, Billy Talent... Nathan: Benjamin, shut it. Ben: Yes, sir. I IZ A WRITER. Y'all check this shit out. It's gonna get sexy in here for a minute. BOW CHICKA WOW-WOW! Ben: Nate? Where're you going? Nathan: To find a psychiatrist. Ben: That didn't work last time, remember? The guy took one look inside my head and had a mental breakdown. Nate? Naaate? SLAM Ben: Holy shit, he actually left...

Can We All Just Agree That I Am THE World's Biggest Drama Queen?
by Ben_Is_Alive_Again 5 reviews
And here I always thought I'd be a sassy drag queen called Silver LaFleur...
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: G - Genres: Drama - Published: 2012-05-22 - Updated: 2012-05-23 - 237 words
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The Greatest Show Unearthed
by Ben_Is_Alive_Again 1 review
Gather around, boys and ghouls! Prepare for a show beyond your wildest nightmares, where the monsters are real and the blood flows like rain. WELCOME TO THE GREATEST SHOW UNEARTHED! (FRERARD)
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Horror,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way - Warnings: [V] [?] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2012-03-25 - Updated: 2012-05-23 - 3028 words
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Fer Sure!... Maybe?
by Ben_Is_Alive_Again 2 reviews
Sequel to Fer Sure. Shoe-slinging mothers, corruption of a minor, poisoned skittles, and Gerard is most CERTAINLY not fucking Ray. (FINISHED!)
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Bob Bryar,Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2012-05-05 - Updated: 2012-05-07 - 5960 words
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Fer Sure
by Ben_Is_Alive_Again
(FRERARD) Stilettos, homophobic grenades, and iPod-thieving midgets. Gerard's been having a pretty weird day, and it's about to get weirder. (NOW WITH A SEQUEL)
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way - Warnings: [X] [?] - Published: 2012-05-05 - Updated: 2012-05-07 - 5738 words
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I'm Alive!... Sort of...
by Ben_Is_Alive_Again 12 reviews
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: G - Genres: - Published: 2012-05-05 - Updated: 2012-05-06 - 201 words
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Broken
by Ben_Is_Alive_Again 15 reviews
Title from the song by Seether. Unfortunately based on a true story. (WARNING: ATTEMPTED SUICIDE)
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst,Drama,Horror - Published: 2012-04-26 - Updated: 2012-04-28 - 958 words
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I'VE BEEN HACKED.
by Ben_Is_Alive_Again 8 reviews
I'm going to kill some bitches. >:(
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: G - Genres: Drama - Published: 2012-04-23 - Updated: 2012-04-23 - 181 words
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All For You
by Ben_Is_Alive_Again 3 reviews
A song my friend wrote for me. Inspired by the lovely boys from My Chem.
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: G - Genres: Angst - Published: 2012-04-17 - Updated: 2012-04-18 - 349 words
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I'm So Sorry.
by Ben_Is_Alive_Again 6 reviews
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: G - Genres: Drama - Published: 2012-04-01 - Updated: 2012-04-01 - 104 words
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New Account
by Ben_Is_Alive_Again 6 reviews
The tale of Ben, who was fed up with being mistaken for MCRmy_Chick.
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: G - Genres: - Published: 2012-03-25 - Updated: 2012-03-26 - 130 words
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