- by PeregrinChopkins 0 reviews
Guidence Counselor Claudia Rutherford really needs to use the bathroom. A problem that is easily taken care of. However, the school she works for is under lockdown and she is unable to leave her of...
Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Published: 2007-08-20 - Updated: 2007-08-20 - 1708 words - Complete
0Unrated
- by PeregrinChopkins 3 reviews
... You heard me.
Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Published: 2007-08-20 - Updated: 2007-08-20 - 380 words - Complete
-1TrainWreck
- by PeregrinChopkins 3 reviews
I don't like vampires... I think they're lame and overrated. So I write a parody. Enjoy (or don't... depends on how seriously you're gonna take this)
Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Parody,Sci-fi - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2007-08-20 - Updated: 2007-08-20 - 550 words - Complete
5Funny
- by PeregrinChopkins 1 review
A drunken lounge pianist gets stuck in her piano during a flood.
Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2007-04-10 - Updated: 2007-04-11 - 859 words - Complete
0TrainWreck
- by PeregrinChopkins 1 review
By day he was a mild-mannered gas station attendant living in his sister's garage, by night he was--THE PROCRASTINATOR!!!
Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Published: 2007-04-10 - Updated: 2007-04-11 - 639 words - Complete
0Funny
- by PeregrinChopkins 3 reviews
A cranky old woman finds a multicolored, morbidly obese, talking pony who shits crayons in her garden.
Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Published: 2007-04-10 - Updated: 2007-04-11 - 778 words - Complete
-1Illiterate