Guidence Counselor Claudia Rutherford really needs to use the bathroom. A problem that is easily taken care of. However, the school she works for is under lockdown and she is unable to leave her of...
... You heard me.
I don't like vampires... I think they're lame and overrated. So I write a parody. Enjoy (or don't... depends on how seriously you're gonna take this)
A drunken lounge pianist gets stuck in her piano during a flood.
By day he was a mild-mannered gas station attendant living in his sister's garage, by night he was--THE PROCRASTINATOR!!!
A cranky old woman finds a multicolored, morbidly obese, talking pony who shits crayons in her garden.