In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.
On graduation day Naruto finds he's in a time loop, but how does he break it... and does he want to? details inside.
The Dursley's did what they always wanted to and got rid of Harry, but someone else found the boy-who-lived and took him to raise as their own, Mafia King Manuel Darkov.