Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. AU, no pa...
Harry has a dark secret: He isn't a wizard. But that certainly doesn't mean he can't do magic. It was too bad it also meant that in the face of fanatical governments and enraged demigods, Voldemort...
This version of the story is abandoned, the rewrite, cleverly titled "Harry Potter and the Hogwarts Harem - The Rewrite" is currently being posted on this site.