So, a strange old man walks into a bar... (Pre-game.)
"When you are near, you must make the enemy believe that you are far away and when far away, make him believe you are near. You are a bit too slow, but you have spirit." -- Even Turks have to star...
Reno. Rude. A sparring match, and a quiet evening. That's friendship.
While on a mission, Tseng tries to ignore the fact that Reno, Rude, and Elena are only speaking two phrases each. Sometimes he wonders why he puts up with them.
The title says it all, really--in the course of one day pretty much everything owns Cloud, including coffee, his motorcycle, his phone, and lunch. And Reno, of course.
Rufus Shinra is determined to make Yuffie Kisaragi's life at HIS school a living hell, but they are rudely forced to see that there are bigger things at stake than each other's pride. [highschool a...
Reno/Yuffie, set about a year after advent children. Yuffie has grown up a bit so might be a bit OOC. Please rate and review :)