OH NO!!!!!!!!!!
I accidentally put a 1 at the end of that. I contemplated leaving it, but decided I'm fangirly enough everytime someone even mentions a Patrick, so...
I might kill Pete. He's been wonderful through most of this and here he is, letting his pregnant wife drop a baby on the highway while he's off cavorting with Ashlee motherfucking Simpson.
Is cavorting a word? I thought it was but now I'm not so sure.
In happier news, the whole monk scene made me laugh.