AWESOME STORY!!! Seriously!! That was...whoa! =D
I loved the ending! (Yes, the one about the curse on his lips and the one about them living happily ever after!!! :D)
A part of that (about Frank need to kiss Jamia and everything) reminded me about a part in my story that I have written but not posted yet. :) I'm not giving anything away, am I? ^_^
Anyway, this really rocked!!!
P.S ...Bert is so fucking gross!!! >.