My cat just slunk out of the room, terrified at the insane cackling emanating from his normally unflappable Pet Human.
Hermione vs. Zantana in a full-bore catfight? Not to mention a chocolate pudding wrestling match, sponsored by Honeydudes, no doubt? Get it? Honeys duking it out? Honey-Dukes? Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk! Okay, I'll take my meds now...
This fic is insanely funny, not to mention possessing some of the all-time best Ron Bashing I've read to date. I'm almost afraid to see what happens next....
Author's response
Disturbing a cat? Now I feel guilty.
Everyone likes pudding...
I wasn't bashing Ron, just inbred purebloods (of which Ron is one, so I guess I was bashing him. Oh well. If it upsets him, I've got string.)