love this!!!
"...imagining a tiny Joe and Soap bonding over PB&J." that's the exact image that came to my mind. and i adore it so much.
those cobras are devious masterminds and quick thinks.
the mr. burns reference was hilarious. oh my goodness, everything was. John Hughes is THE MAN! i agree with everything sixteen candles related, haha. i'm partial to farmer ted myself. hem/soap ftw, for real for real. hem looking back to say goodbye, D: i love that he likes soap more then his real owner.
your double chapter cobra/fob guy idea is so neat. i cannot wait to see how that turns out. you know i'm hoping for joe, and as far as cobra goes gabe seems a likely choice.
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