“Continue doing / that /,” He said, pointing at me, “And I’ll send the aliens over to rape you”
“I’ll ninja-kick them” I replied calmly
“That won’t do a thing to them!” Frank whined as we started walking to our homes, “You have to break their neck! That’s the way the die”
“No-uh! You’re talking about zombies, dumbass! You have to ninja-kick aliens to they die”
“Dude, you have to spread acid on them and then ninja kick them” Frank reasoned
“Now I know where your brain is! Aliens came after you and dumped it after finding it unhelpful”
“Now, don’t start treating me like that just ‘cause I DUMPED YOU” Frank screamed, and a few people turned to see us.
“NO YOU DIDN’T, I DID! I SAW YOU WITH THAT OTHER GUY!”
“AFTER I SAW YOU WITH KAMILAH!”
Oh myyyy Lorrrdddd... haahahahahah God! Natz you make me laugh. And smile. And rejoice - but that's only when you update or comment me.
I'll send some aliens over to rape you in recompense for this stellar chapter. And ... and just because I know you'll love it.
If they get a bit rough, call me, and I'll ninja kick them, with a container of acid handy for just in case... :D
Oh... and as usual.. my pleas for more. MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE. If you update, I'll send you virtual aliens.. maybe
Oh, and I'm sorry you were sick. I totally understand - I don't like the taste of eggs. I'm vegetarian, but not completely, so I eat them occasionally - very rarely. The smell can make me sick anytime though.
Okay....
More
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Please smiles angelically, yet evil glint in eyes is still visible
Puhleese... bats eyelashes
PLEASE getting desperate
Urg! Please! I asked nicely and you still didn't update. kicks something
okay. I'm weird. This is long. Bye! XXX
Author's response
dear god you almost made me pee in my pants my love
dude i've got like three days off plus weekend
i'm going to update a LOT
lolz
you make me feel loved
btw, make sure those aliens are hot i don't want to be raped by scum
lol