FicWad

ACK YOU WILL WRITE MORE
swings teabag in front of face
You are getting sleepy... oh hell you're not! You're getting wakey wakey!
You are in a creative mood.
(Hey this is kinda fun... smirks evil smirk)
You will now bark like a dog.
rolls around on the floor laughing
You will buy me the new barbie doll
And the film version of Madagascar. So I can watch it when I'm tired and foolish.
looks joyfully at the DVD being presented to her "For ME!? Why, how did you know?!"
Dude, I'm loving this.
You WILL update.
No buts.
No barks
"Yes, I KNOW I told you to bark, but then I told you to STOP! Got it? Oh, I didn't? Well STOP! God! Humans these days!"

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(Natz! I know I'm weird. But I'm seeking psychiatric help. And while I'm seeking for a psychiatrist that will agree to speak to me for more than ten seconds without barking at my tea bag, will you PLEASE update?! small lightbulb above head flashes PRETTY please? With a cherry made of chocolate on top? And a side salad of mangoes and strawberries? you couldn't say no to that, couldja?
[Just in case you could, I'm throwing in some aliens. Handsome ones. Scumless. I promise. crosses fingers])