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Hahahahhaha!! Mikey is a pervert, Mikey is a pervert. For this reason alone, I am starting to warm to the boy.
Hahahahahahahahaha Even better!!! Gerard is scared of Gabe!! hahaha I just thought of the best thing. If they get married, or if Mikey's pervertedness proves too irresistible, she'll be G Way. Hahahahahahahahahhahahaah YAYYYY!!!!
You know, you don't have to be drunk to trip on nothing? I do it all the time. boring anecdote alert
this one time I was standing in the doorway of my kitchen, and all of a sudden, I just fell on the ground. Sideways. I was so shocked that I just lay on the ground for a minute, then I started laughing hysterically. My mum thought I'd completely lost it.
MAAHAHAHAHAH!!! She's Mikey's stalker!! see!! I knew the perversions would prove irresistible! I mean, they did to me. I am so attracted to freakyness.
AWWWWWW!! They're dancing to imaginary music! It would have been sooooooooo much cooler if they were dancing to imaginary music with imaginary people. drools
THERE'S a movie I'd watch! So much hotness in these imaginary people, I tell you what.
Okay, I'm going for an appointment with my imaginary psychiatrist. I promised him I'd give him a bath in acid to see what happens. If he just tingles, then he's an alien, and I'll send him around to yours. If he bubbles and dissolves, then he wasn't an alien, he'd have been a toothbrush - you just can't tell with hygiene products these days, you know?
So fingers crossed that it all goes well, right? My imaginary psychiatrist gets to be hypnotised first. I have a gift for getting these imaginary people to do whatEVER I want. They're so agreeable. Now I'm going to play toys! BYEEEEE!!!
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I almost for GOT!!!!!
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Fucking toothbrush! I'll never trust your prescriptions again! I swear it! I wasn't fooled for a second. You were much too stiff to be a psychiatrist!