We try, Nat. We really do try. But sometimes we fail.
beating noise You're a fucking toothbrush, don't tell ME I have issues with my self-esteem!
As I was saying. I'd like more story please. SMACK!
Toothbrush! Not dog, not cat, not whale. T-O-O-T-H-B-R-U-S-H!
Sorry, where was I? Right, more story. You need to update because... because... because if you don't, I'll send my toothbrush around to yours! A bath in acid has only made this little fellow more perky! Isn't that right, precious?
BANG!
No, damn you! You are not a squirrel! What right had you to bite my hand?! I ask you!
Alright, I'm getting many phone calls on my imaginary mobile. They're all from my psychiatrist, telling me I'm late for an appointment, so I guess I've got to dash. Been fun, darling!
skips away
Fuck you! How many times have I told you?! We don't prank when we're talking to guests! No, I know we're visiting natz' page. But that still doesn't give you the right!
Fucking psychiatrist. Now he thinks he's a toothbrush. Well, boys will be boys!
Author's response
ROTFLMAO!!!
Oh man, my toothbrush needs a beating
it's too stiff!!!
send your toothbrush over!!
and if he is a psychiatrist then that would be good, too
i need one!!