Chyeah! I loved it! I loved how she brushed her hair and teeth frantically. It made me think of rubbing heads and patting tummies at the same time. And... it made me think of my handsome toothbrush. He said that toothbrush babies was a nice idea, but that he didn't feel responsible enough to be a father. When I asked him if he had self-esteem issues, he smacked me.
Heh! I know how to make him mad, I do. He will NEVER be a good psychiatrist.
I heard that!
He's coming!! Oh no!! I've got to run!! runs away screaming: MOREEEE!!
Author's response
Oh, I'm sorry my idea made your toothbrush smack you. My female toothbrush will find some other male toothbrush to date. Besides your toothbrush sounds like an abuser.
ABUSE IS BAD!!!!
Well, she wasn't brushing her teeth and hair at the same time. That'd be, like, impossible. I think.
Ok, I'm totally trying that tomorrow morning when I'm getting ready for...for...I dunno what I'd be getting ready for.
I'm just gonna go now.