Gerard's angry. You shouldn't be stressed, my Nat. I know what it is...you're pregnant! You've obviously been screwing too many aliens. And now you're going to have a green child. Sigh. When will children these days LEARN! They should not BE BORN AS ALIENS! Terrible children... sigh.
Now to the story. I loved it. Always love it. I hate how her mother makes her feel. She should just die quietly. And quickly. Gerard should be sooo lesss assholeish. And should probably feel bad for her instead of making up lies! Hates lies, we do!
Ookkayy... MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
And I'm one of the three that reviews, right? :P
Author's response
oh my love i hadn't seen your review i'm sooooo sorryyyy!!!
hahaha yeah man i was screwing some aliens this weekend
ohmigosh!!! no i can't have green babies?!
noooooo
yeah i also want her to die FAST
i'll prolly make that happen
of course my love you're my number 1!!!