WindowsME reference, excellent. And they say Bill Gates had his sense of humor removed. He performed a prank on most of the PC world that the Weasley twins would have been proud of. But where are the promised teenage nymphomaniacs?
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Of course since this story took place in (roughly) 1995, the ME they had would have been a VERY early beta...
- As is typical for a dark lord, Tom didn't come through.