Eh, no, I'm not joking. I don't remember the exact story, but Dumbles was setting Harry up to be married to Snape and Harry managed to turn things around so that Dumbles and Tommy got married to each other. 'Twas actually fairly amusing and ended with both Lucius and Severus rather admiring Harry's Slytherin side.
Author's response
- Eww! Eww! Eww! It burns!
- Still