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I heard a rumor about the sideburns vanishing, is this the demise of pat's mojo?
I'd hope not.
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I'd be sad if they were gone, to be honest, but I would still love him if they were gone ^^
And, his sideburns aren't his mojo ^^ oh no. It's his nummy tummy and Chicago thighs giggle