waitt that's not the end is it?
no no no MORE MORE MORE i've been DYING FOR THIS STORY!!!
HAAA JAMES EURINGER WHAT ARE YOU UP TO MISTER?
AND YOU, AUTHOR-LADY! WHAT'RE YOU DOIN TO MY MAN MR. LITTLE JIMMY URINE D:
:]] dooood you're amazing this story is just fucking incredible
Author's response
Yay you guessed who the "weird dude" was. You deserve some invisible cookies.