okay , Im not going to say that I dont want to be mean or hurt your feelings , because thats pretty much what im about to do.
#1. Im blonde with pin straight hair , not that it figging matters what people look like!!
#2. this is horrible, were you babysitting some 4 year old and told him to write you a story ?
#3. you farted ?! okay good for you ,
loser.
and #4. please do us all a favour NEVER write another story like this again