ok seriously you have to stop making her dad look so cool. i'm already making plans on how to tell him his wife is cheating on him with donald fucking way. and then i'd just have to order some pizza cause what do you do when you're indescribably heartbroken? that's right kids you order pizza. and ahh imagine if someone did it for you. yeah, he's so mine.
i'm gonna have to discuss this with jacob though.
i know i've said it several times before but i just adore your dialogue. for real. if that's how you're conversations are in real life, i feel bad for the people you talk to. it can't be nice to end up dumbfounded every time they talk to you.. :D
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-giggles- ah stop, it's not that good...Are you on your way to become a home wrecker, young lady? tsk tsk