Excellent Story! You've taken a very common theme and gave your twist in a extremely humorous way. Even though I may have nightmares of the elderly propositioning after this chapter, I can say that I'll be looking forward to the next chapter.
Keep up the good work!
Author's response
Yes, it's chock full of cliches, even if I do subtly parody a few. Now you don't have to lie about your love for elderly people, we're all friends here. I write far shorter chapters for fanfiction.net (under the same name) and double them up here, so if you're really eager to read more the next chapter is already up on fanfiction. Cheers.