Yeah, man. Smoothies. That's what I'm good at. Actually, I've never made a smoothie in my life (Well, I've never made one without makign my kitchen an utter mess), but I'm still laughing hysterically right now.
Ahh -sigh- I feel special. That was funny. "I told Patrick to unleash his inner sex machine, but he unleashed the blizzard instead." By the way, I practically died when I read that.