Lol, this was hilarious. Me and one of my friends always make fun of chavs, it's funny. If there's any slang that people don't understand like chav or greebo, just check on urbandictionary.com
It has it all, I'm sure.
Chavs are annoying when they loiter around with their sticky sweets and think it's funny to throw them at rockers. They were throwing wine gums at me before. Wankers.
Anyway, yeah, this had me laughing. Especially "MOLEST!" That was funny.