Lol. Matt Bellamy would be a more interesting item, really, but I'm curious to see how this turns out.
I expect I'm going to rate this positively, probably 'Funny.' Congrats. This'll be the first fanfiction I've positively rated all week.
The only thing that detracts from the story is the second-person point of view. You might try a first-person or third-person in the future.
Apart from that, though, I love it.
Author's response
Yes, but I think Muse is too cool to write fanfic about. It would demean them. No offense to MCR.
Thanks! Oh wow. Now I'm hoping it wasn't my other fics that you were rating negatively. :P
Yes, this is the only fic I've written in 2nd person (that I can remember). I thought it would be an experiment. The whole fic is experimental.
Thank you.